If CK2 taught me one thing, it's that claim wars automatically end when the claimant dies. As soon as putin keels over all the red flagged armies in Ukraine will go neutral and have to walk back home.

[–] [email protected] 143 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I have kept a bottle of bubbles in the fridge for one of two possible celebrations for far too long now.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Am I the other one?

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Do you powder your face with orange tang?

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No matter how many bad people are waiting to take his place, one less Putin in the world is a net positive.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (14 children)

I'll believe it when I see it.

He's a hard cockroach to get rid of.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

His replacement will almost certainly be bad but they will have the opportunity to hang the whole Ukraine debacle on Putin and end the war. No certainty of this of course, but it's possible.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago (15 children)

New world order: Putin dies, successor adopts democracy and joins NATO, Trump leaves NATO and goes full authoritarian, US becomes new dictatorship while Russia becomes new leader of the free world.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Even if Putin's successor adopts real democracy, it will take generations to change the national psyche that thinks they need a strong leader. As much as the west hates Putin, he does have real support among the people. At least as long as he remains strong.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Most importantly, it takes rewriting their school books.. The Russian school books on mathematics and on Russian language rant about Russian supremacy.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 week ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Anyone done a health check on our Dear Leader of The Most Perfect Health Kim Il Trump?

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (5 children)

rumors about the Russian leader's failing health.

Yeah yeah, we've had these for years now. Wake me up when Russia's new president signs a peace deal that isn't a full on annexation of Ukrainian territories with nothing in return. If that ever happens.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Putin cancer and Trump legal consequences: this time for sure™️

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (13 children)

There's probably a bunch of also bad people waiting in line to take his place. But would still celebrate his death though.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I want that day to be printed as big in global news as "HITLER DEAD!"

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

"Fallen at his command post," eh? Sounds like what they'd report if Trump choked to death on a hamberder while on the toilet.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

can putin take trump with him

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

In Egypt, leaders were buried with their property…

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hell is already salivating

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Hopefully Trump and Putin’s bodies take care of the problems for the world sooner rather than later

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Die, bitch, die. 🙏

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