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This may or may not be inspired by the nebula original abolish everything, a show I have not watched.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (5 children)

The now ultra-common usage of "whenever", when they actually mean "when".

I can't fucking stand it. But it's everywhere now. I have no idea how it got so common but I'm surrounded by people who use it incorrectly.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

News outlets taking quotes from company PR/employees and including them alongside facts about reality. "Company x does something horrible, here is the data. Meanwhile, the CEO says it's inaccurate because bs reasonexcuse.". So much of corporate media is this, we've nearly lost the expectation a news outlet have any sense of responsibility outside of an easy quote from the paid company representative. Every single employee quote should come with footer "but of course this person does pay their mortgage based on saying whatever the companies needs it to to continue doing what benefits it the most so this is idiotically biased".

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I would abolish banana peels. They cause far too many injuries and I think doing away entirely could calm everyone, especially those in banana-rich areas where peels are most common.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Money. It's just a mechanism of control because those with the power to share never learned to do so. They're the kids at the playground hogging the swing set while everyone else is getting wood chips kicked in their face. Humanity in a nutshell.

Maybe not humorous, but I hope it paints a picture.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

NJ would like a word with you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Manchester United Football Club

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Conservatism

What good has it fucking done us

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Our modern day concept of ownership.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Green bell peppers. I hate the way they taste. Had someone tell me they don’t taste like anything. Ok then why even bother if there’s no taste?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

They are good for menemen/shakshuka/cajun.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Okay, humorously...

Eating pizza with a fork. If you're afraid of hot grease burning a trail down your arm, you don't deserve to enjoy good pizza.

Reasonable exceptions for children and the disabled can be made.

But if you put ranch on it you should be thrown in Guantanamo Bay.

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