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WASHINGTON (AP) — U.S. Vice President JD Vance said that he’s joining his wife on a Friday trip to Greenland, suggesting in an online video that global security is at stake.

“We’re going to check out how things are going there,” Vance said in a video shared Tuesday. “Speaking for President Trump, we want to reinvigorate the security of the people of Greenland because we think it’s important to protecting the security of the entire world.”

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[–] [email protected] 185 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Could Greenland just turn them away?

[–] [email protected] 147 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Detain them indefinitely instead.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 6 days ago

"I'm sorry, due to political instability travelers from your country must be held for seven days while we run a background check to be sure you're not attempting to illegally enter our country.

Here's a 3cm thick mat and a 3m x 3m room that's lit 24/7. See you next week. I suggest you take a vote on which corner is the bathroom."

[–] [email protected] 57 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If they did this. I don't even think Trump would care. Probably tell the press "he doesn't know anything about it, you're telling me for the first time".

Then Pete gets drunk and forgets to launch the rescue mission. No one would miss JV Vance anyways.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 days ago

They should. Just say the runways are unsafe to land on

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[–] [email protected] 158 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Greenland should absolutely deny these invaders entry.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That would be a shame if they got detained.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Maybe they should have their cell phones searched just like those Europeans trying to enter the U.S... It's not like any Signal threads JD may or may not be on have classified information, right?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (4 children)

The problem is they will be landing at an airport controlled by the US.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

They can stay in the base but should be denied leaving imo

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

Why can't Greenland officials meet them at the airport, detain while going through their social media , and then put them back on the plane and tell them to not come back? I think that would be fair.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I don't even understand why they're allowed in the country.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If they aren't, then it's best to turn them away at the Greenlandic airport for maximum inconvenience.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

Detain them!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

There is a US military base in Greenland.

I hope Greenland refuses to let them off the base.

[–] [email protected] 135 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I hope Greenlanders chase him away like Vermonters did. Let him know he can't go anywhere without people making it known how much they don't want a little sycophantic dweeb like him around.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Please please please Greenland make this happen. Boo and jeer and hurl insults at him everywhere he goes every minute of every day.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The only thing Greenland is in danger from, is the US.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You don't need, that comma.

But I'd like to point out that this isn't a criticism of, your comment. Just, the punctuation. I'm, sorry. And I will now take, my downvotes. See you, tomorrow.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I'm not offended. I use way more commas than, I should, but, in this case, it was meant to be, a pause for, emphasis, which I thought, was valid.

No down vote from the perpetrator.

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[–] [email protected] 100 points 6 days ago (1 children)

USA's not sending their best.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Why the fuck are they letting him?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Foreign minister at the gate with a sign reading 'Persona non grate'.

I'm just saying.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

There's no chance in hell Vance knows what that phrase means

[–] [email protected] 57 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

If there isn't at least one snowball to the face I'll be disappointed in Greenland.

I'd also be cool with people reviving the tradition of throwing shoes at republican fuckers.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 6 days ago (1 children)

As a convicted felon, Trump probably isn't allowed entry to most modern countries.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Bush was and his DUI conviction counts as a felony.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

why do I have a feeling they are going to provoke/fake some kind of incident that would "justify" an attempt at US military "intervention"

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Seduce him with couches. Danish design is pretty raunchy.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

On their way back, they get detained by ICE

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Greenland should deport them immediately after arrival

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I hope they will freeze to death.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hoping for the plane to go down in the sea.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 days ago

Did Couch Guyliner not express some horrible disdain for Europe recently on the leaked Signal app that his administration is famed for? And now he's visiting Europe?

I hope he receives the same treatment that Tesla dealerships are treated to in Canada.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He'll probably try to catch the eggs being launched his way.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Gonna make a cool 800€ in only 5 minutes.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago (2 children)

If something bad happens to them in Greenland that would be so terrible /s

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Let’s be honest. How many people would care if Greenland just threw him in an ice cave? His wife probably wouldn’t even look for him until she ran out of mascara. No one in America cares about JD Vance. People who loathe Trump or Ted Cruz or whomever have to force giving a shit about JD Vance.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There's no evidence Greenland even met with them. Greenland was with me at the restaurant all night. I'm sure my other friends could also corroborate that. Remember that guys? Greenland was cracking jokes all night. Dave almost peed his pants he was laughing so hard.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)

“We’re going to check out how things are going there”

WTF should be going on there JD? None of your business!

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

This is the geopolitical equivalent of your idiot neighbours crashing your birthday barbecue only to complain about the food. Loudly. While chewing.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Couldn't the danish king like have him executed or some shit like that?

Let's have some big ass dude with a claymore go to town on his pasty ass.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago

Don't let them in. lol

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago

Its kind of weird how often they're talking about when and where he is going to be almost like they're inviting someone to knock him out of the sky.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago

Do not let these pieces of human shit into your country.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

he'll probably need to apply for a VISA card now

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Good luck, i hope rhe greenlanders eat you alive

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