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[–] amanneedsamaid@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 days ago

Fountain pen master race

[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 150 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] amanneedsamaid@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 days ago

Only valid answer

[–] Devadander@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

With a .07 ball. I don't tolerate .05 or .1 heretics in my G2 superiority worldview.

[–] Nimrod@lemm.ee 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

What does that make me (0.38 user)?!?

Also, I think you mean 1.0, 0.7 and 0.5

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 57 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] anhkagi@jlai.lu 27 points 2 weeks ago

if it's a true bic. knockoffs might not work very well.

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[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 51 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My husband works at an architecture firm. They exclusively use #2 in 3 different colors. My husband has gotten in the habit of putting a few in his pocket during the day while he works and emptying his pockets when he gets home. We have WAY TOO MANY PENS!!!! I've been bagging them up and giving them away!! They are nice pens tho... very good for drafting/drawing/etc. I just don't need 300 of them. Beware that the blue ones tend to explode the most.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 14 points 2 weeks ago

Oh my god, the explosions with the black ones are horrible, because you don't realize until you start to grip and the ink just coats your fingers. I love them, but the horror will live forever in my mind.

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[–] blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 40 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] socsa@piefed.social 32 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

5 is the objectively correct answer here.

[–] Coyote_sly@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, no contest at all.

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[–] murtaza64@programming.dev 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

not pictured, but uniball eye micro was my goat for high school and college. I had to do british standardized exams in high school which required black pen (not pencil). these guys write super smoothly and create really nice lines, but they take a sec or two to dry so you gotta be careful not to smudge.

I think #1 in the pic is a thicker version of these

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[–] Liberal_Ghost@lemmy.zip 29 points 2 weeks ago
[–] eric5949@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

G2 forever.

Pilot G-2, Obviously. #5.

[–] hogmomma@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

If 5 is the G2, then 5.

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

At school all the cool kids had these lol

or these

[I come from a very specific generation in French speaking switzerland, so this may not be relatable]

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5, man I loved those pens when taking notes in college.

[–] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
  1. The Bic Pilot G2 in 1mm writes like butter. Glorious. $4.95 for a 4 pack.
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[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

This kind. I like the metal tip.

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[–] Structure7528@lemm.ee 18 points 2 weeks ago

Another for 5

[–] sloppychops@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 weeks ago
[–] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

2, the Pilot Precise, specifically a V5

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[–] toxiczombie@lemm.ee 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Honestly those of us who've bought 1 or 2 already main those. I'll never by another pen, the writing quality of the Uniball is just superb. The plastic grip isn't uncomfortable like you'd think, and rubber grips tend to feel weird after lots of writing anyways. The build quality is top notch, as someone who's accidentally broken lots of pens. Just a great design

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[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago

7 is the the type of pen that lasts me the longest. They seem indestructible. All other types disintegrate in my hands after a year or so.

[–] Captain_J@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago
[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
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[–] KeraKali@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Definitely 5, gimme that gel pen every time

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

The day I first gripped a #5, had there been clickbait thumbnails back then, mine would have read:
This Changes EVERYTHING!

[–] Jhuskindle@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] stoly@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Error: fountain pen not found

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[–] knightly@pawb.social 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

None of these are fountain pens, the obviously superior choice over ball-points.

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[–] frezik@midwest.social 12 points 1 week ago

Pilot G2 if I must, but the real answer is a Lamy Safari.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

These are all terrible

7

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Where is the fountain pen??

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago

Pilot g2 if I had to choose but I'll stick with my rotring 600 with schmidt easyflow 9000 if it were up to me

[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Definitely 5, so much better than 99% of other pens.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 10 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

this is left handed discrimination

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[–] sevan@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

None. Pens fucking suck. There are limited use cases for pens, which is basically none unless I am signing a contract.

For every single other use case I’d rather have a mechanical pencil.

[–] TemplaerDude@lemm.ee 21 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I respectfully disagree, pencils are the devil's implement, pens are for the superior writer.

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[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago

1 is my choice pen. Always and forever. No other type kept up with me. I use a slightly different variant though.

[–] MasterFlamingo@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

1 and 2 look good but looks are deceiving. 5 and 7 all the way.

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[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

3, it's the best one I recognise

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[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 8 points 2 weeks ago

Pilot G2 and BIC are both classics, but I'm a sucker for a liquid ink pen

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