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[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 month ago (2 children)
  • Make car out of stainless steel
  • Glue it together
[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Make sure that you use cheap stainless steel, otherwise it won't rust and leave a stressed patina look.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For god's sake, don't expose it to water, though. I mean, what sort of steel is this? Steel for Rust programmers?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Fun fact: it has a car wash mode. It actually will kill the monstrosity by getting it wet.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Glue is pretty strong and can work well. If you do it right.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"3M's fancy glue is too expensive."

"So we switch to Elmer's?"

"Also too expensive. Just mix some flour and water together for paste."

"But s..."

"Don't worry, we already have a plan to stop Elon from eating it."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh, did an airline stewardess walk by?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

We call them flight attendants these days, but if this is an Airplane reference, I endorse it.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tesla is the only car company on earth that has every single existing model subject to a recall.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Tesla is the only car company ~~on earth~~ in history that has every single existing model subject to a recall.

FTFY.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You don't know that. The people of Kepler-452b might well be suffering under a truly awful automobile industry.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Valid point. Whether they have sufficient hydrocarbons to start their own industrial revolution is of course another question.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Tesla is the only car company ~~on earth in history~~ in the entire universe that has every single existing model subject to a recall.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Got caught using the wrong glue is more accurate.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Got caught using the glue wrong (sniffing)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lloyd Bridges clip from Airplane springs to mind.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What an amazing site.

We won't ask why you would want to glue ceramic and leather together - we just give gluing info.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Wow this is actually very useful

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

That's funny, I just used that website a few weeks ago because I needed to bond a metal washer to plastic. The jb weld it recommended seems to have worked great

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This is an unexpectedly useful website!

CC: @[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

It's become very popular. Jaguar, Lexus, Audi, they'll use glues at some point. So I'm very surprised. It's not as if it's an unknown science. I've not heard [of problems] anywhere else.”

Yeah, none of those brands are trying to be cheap as shit death traps though.

I also find it fun how i heard this morning that it hasn’t even been fixed in production yet.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

... ist immer noch die schönste Freude.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

When i read the post title, I honestly thought this is a meme.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Always have some chewing gum ready. (I would advise for cyanoacrylate but that's illegal in some places because you could use it to stick yourself to the road as a form of protest)