Do you have any idea how hard it is to get piano lessons as a bear? You can't even get a job to make money to pay for the lessons. Because you're a bear.
We live in a society. A society that was not built to treat bears equally.
this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2024
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You know I was going to refute your statement..... then I remembered we have circus bears, and bears in zoos, as well as "free" bears.
Completely unfair system.
Hey, bears at least have constitutional rights to arms, that's more than any other animal can say.
no, you've got it backwards. humans have the rights to bear arms. we can take their arms at any moment we please.
But then how will bear play piano???
23 mauled piano teachers disagree ..... If the instructor didn't have to remind the bear to keep up their lessons every week, the bear would be less likely to get mad about it
You have to break into a house just to access an instrument, and all people can do is criticize your lack of skill
Such is the world we live in
Callous people would call this bear a criminal, for stealing hunny just to feed his kids.
Can't even play the piano without criticism in this economy
He's trying his fucking best Karin.
Well, he needs to get used to hearing constructive criticism.
Just because you don't like it, doesn't mean it's bad. That could be the Mozart of bear society working on his new piece and you want to say it's bad because it doesn't fit your idea of music.
Roll over Bearthoven
Here comes Nelly Fur-tado
For some reason, this home looks exactly like what a home that would have a bear break into it would look like.
It's actually the bear's house and the picture is being taken by a girl who broke in to eat his porridge.
I bet she couldn't play the piano either.
This checks out
He's playing Schoenberg's wonderful atonal pieces, you philistine!
He's got Drei Klavierstücke to his hands!
Here's the video: https://youtu.be/txCn4TKGNyY?feature=shared
I was hoping for so much more than a single chord. But that pose was freaking majestic.
The chord was exactly the right one to evoke the "Oh shit, there's a bear in my house"-vibes
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That's jazz baby
Pff, article author just doesn't know avant garde.
Yeah, I don't mean to be a snob, but black bears and most dinosaurs are pretty terrible at playing the piano, I've noticed. I think they just don't get many opportunities to practice enough. Plus dinosaur arms are little tiny twiggy things about 2 inches long.
You might not get it, but your kids will love it!
Chuck Beary should switch to the guitar.