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That rack looks ineffective as shit, there is no ratchet so the torturers have to maintain tension by standing on the bars. Hope they don't slip and get a taste of the pain.
"Ah yea right ther- FUCK TOO FAR TOO FAR"
Especially so with this one.
However there are quite some torture techniques that 'oh fuck, you better not make me cum' my would-be torturer shouldn't "call my bluff" on ... or should actually, idk.
you'd* better not
Oh, you better do!!
But also - really? "You'd" would be correct?
Wouldn't that shift everything and so also required a "shouldn't have called" later on?
(And also was I, or both of us actually, not sure if they have already made me cum?)
... please elaborate
- ginger root up the bhole
- iron plug up the bhole
- wooden plug up the bhole
- stockades and bhole sex from random villagers
all punishments for bhole sex
Ngl, stockades and free use.... Yeah
There's a dungeon by me that has stockades but doesn't allow free use and it is the mother of all missed opportunities.
I'm guessing they're avoiding consent issues.
Lol I don't know how I've never seen that pic until now but it is cracking me up
Bonk
Actually, there is. I had stretcher treatment for my back as a teenager, it was wonderful (especially combined with heat lamp and TENS treatment. Dangit, that's pure relaxation afterwards).
I suspect you would have missed out on some aspects of that during medieval torture.
Probably would have used a large fire underneath them instead of a heat lamp.
Don't think they had electricity for the TENS, though...
After a long day of work I often desire to be stretched on the rack ala Lurch in the Addams Family.
My god 🤣
Can confirm.
Did they actually use this one, looks a wee bit uncomfortable.