[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Thanks for reminding me this is the last LG phone I'll ever own. :(

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I just got my first positive covid test a few minutes ago. My luck has run out.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Does Tatooine have oil?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

IIRC, ferret food. But it's probably not much better to feed it to ferrets.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Open registration. Also possibly a few butthurt EH members still causing trouble because we defederated them.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

My schlong can be as large as I want it to be... usually I go with the much more manageable 4" trouser snake. Anything bigger is just awkward.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

As a former astrophysics major, I found that Cosmology had a higher percentage of cute* girls than in my other physics classes because astro had a higher percentage of women than other physics focuses. Still a fairly low percentage though, and I still ran into them all in other physics classes.

*I like nerdy women. YMMV.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

Drag kings beat them to this look, and generally do it better, lol.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 3 weeks ago

I was driving to Megacon once and while stopped at a red light a Weeping Angel leans out of the passenger window of the car next to me and asks if they can pull in front of me when the light turned green. Of course I said yes, I'm not gonna piss off a Weeping Angel, lol.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago

Is there a stoner engineering community yet?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

Hey OP, want to hang out and look at memes together?

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