Rooty

Gymnospermae are older than duodecuos trees, granpa. They were here first.

Go slowly and use plenty of lube, right?

Damn, maybe I should give Arch a try...

Photoshop

Check your pants, it's there, I promise.

I am not interested in being preached at unless you have a workable alternative and a good reason why should I switch over.

On an unrelated note, I really like the saturated color palette of early color TV shows. When did we decide that the default color palette should be awash in cold blue?

The internet has ruined us all.

I am fucking sick of junior highschool takes on complex geopolitical situations. OP thinks Hamas using civilians as human shields is a funny meme and not actual, grim reality.

You don't think pizza is sold by the slice in Europe?

File this under duuuuuuhhhhh

I like how corny it is, it fits the "pioneers on an exploratory mission" perfectly. Having a bombastic orchestral theme pre-federation makes no sense, the first Enterprise is a sitting duck for just about any starfaring culture, they got boarded by the Ferengi one time, ffs.