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In a squeezer
I think I'm probably going to die in a gutter somewhere
I dont't know lulz
A daring suicide rescue mission where I manually hold the button on some space nuke to save the day.
Just broke.
I just hope I'm on the receiving end.
Well I'm named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me
Some catty wampas, likely.
An undercover Corgi mission.
I am just going outside and may be some time...
Mind control cereal
quickly
Death by snusnu
Mauled, eaten or crushed to death
... or cuteness overload
Flayed alive, I guess. Could be worse.
It wouldn't.
Cat.
....that last step will be a doozy.
No idea
Mine is pretty obvious.
Oh, no, Timmy fell down the well again!
In front of my PC without anyone noticing until days later
Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?
oh noo im gonna die because i use arch
Obesity, and bounciness.
Impressively.
Locked in a dumpster in Mexico, I guess
Someone finally writes my name in that death note.
I get bit by a werewolf and sentenced for execution due to being a danger to society. For some reason they choose death by drowning and it turns out I cannot drown because I am a vampire. I then actually do not die because I am an undead.
Struck by railgun fire.
In the dark.
I'm not sure of the details but hazmat will be involved and it'll probably make the news.
ah hell, I’m getting shot by a drunk hillbilly aren’t I?
Decomposing at old age in some field snd then a tree grows out of me