Blumpkinhead

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's like a disposable book, with ads.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

You... you should not be allowed at the petting zoo...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You aren't stupid for asking a question. Asking questions is why smart people know things.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Kind of reminded me of this one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

No, thank you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Maybe I want to be hallucinating and have fire-hydrant-strength diarrhea while I'm lost in the woods, though.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

How would you leverage your vote in this instance?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I'd just like to add that smart bags (that have lithium batteries for charging devices) also pose this risk. They've become more popular with travelers over the past few years.

If you use one of these, please be sure to remove the battery before checking your bag!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I have no experience with boiled peanuts. What's the deal?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Man, that's so sad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

"Yes comrade, that's right. He's telling us that the country is ovverrun with woke transexual alien criminals that are eating all of the household pets. Yes...yes I tried asking for the nuclear codes, but he just started rampbling about a radical lesbian liberal agenda and now he's talking about China and hamberders. Comrade, he won't stop talking about Nancy Pelosi and Obama and now I think he's trying to sell me his ugly golden sneakers..."

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