Died in a rocket accident and quickloads didn't work
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you ever see those pictures of birds with their guts exposed and it being full of plastic?
thats this benzing ring (plastic)
On an intelligent journey.
Suicide I guess.
Oh, no…
No doubt, it would be an epic tale.
Brake failure on a mountain road.
Saving the world a lot.
A horrible accident involving a pair of eyeglasses.
Death by snu snu? Not really how I wanted to go -- unless it kills both of us.
Adorably.
In a blaze of TexMex
Self Explanatory actually.
Choked to death by the Canadian Prime Minister.
His name is Candy and he has a good shot.
Sleeping with the fishes
You wouldn't understand
Guess I run into traffic, yelling and waving at the taxi that just deliberately passed me by. Then I get hit by a truck.
Not sure how I die, but I guess I’m coming back to life after …
Yokai
Obesity, and bounciness.
Too many pineapples
Whatever it is, it's going to be the subject of several YouTube documentaries.
A 60ft wave off Mullaghmore, Ireland
No idea
Death by simulation crashing.
Or if going by the actual username and not the display name: Death By Air Conditioner Crashing On My Head Beacause I'm Too Indecisive To Choose Anything
spoiler
Aka: The Chidi Death
....that last step will be a doozy.
I’ll donate so much to research I won’t have money to eat?
Suicide.
Shmurdered Murdered....
A remake of Alien but with a meerkat
He died doing what he loved!
Mine's pretty open-ended.
I'm going to go with gassing in a concentration camp for opposing the fascists.
History repeats itself.
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Having the time of my life
Ceasefire Violation?
Alcoholism.
The US actually does invade, and I die in some kind of defensive gambit where they take more casualties than us.
Unfortunately, that's a vibe killer now, because it doesn't feel totally impossible and we still like each other. Sorry.
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Mine unlocks the cheat codes from Jedi knight 2. So probably dismembered by jedi or sith spawns
I choke to death while alone, try to self heimlich and fail. My body is found half eaten by my cats with my cold, dead hand still clutching the offending cheese toastie.
Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?
At least I would know what was coming, three would come before me.
hmmm...