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[–] [email protected] 7 points 26 minutes ago* (last edited 25 minutes ago) (1 children)

OP please post a link, I can't believe they are this bad at math, unless they mean people are now "illegally" crossing out of the US

Edit: this is real, oh myyy! https://www.whitehouse.gov/remarks/2025/02/remarks-by-president-trump-before-cabinet-meeting/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 minutes ago

I'm guessing they mean an over 100% increase of the decrease of the period-over-period amount.

It's not necessarily wrong, but it is, in fact, a really, really stupid way of communicating information, which is very on brand of them and their supporters.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 57 minutes ago (1 children)

If this is real, then that's some North Korea shit right there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 minutes ago

It's real, but it's quoting Trump.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

And what official body is in charge of keeping the official record and count of illegal immigrants crossing the border? Seems to me it's most likely DHS and ice reporting and isn't it in their own best interest to inflate the numbers or deflate them to appease the Nazis?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 hours ago

Step 1: Turns country towards fascism

Step 2: ???

Step 3: ~~Profit?~~ Genocide?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

What percent of immigration is illegal? I'm beginning to suspect Republicans are actually pro immigration (gotta have those slaves) but need to be loudly against it, hence the crackdown on illegal immigrants

[–] [email protected] 1 points 43 minutes ago

Trump has (so far) been deporting at a slower rate than Obama's or Biden s highest rate. He seems to be mostly making a big show to discourage border crossings. It's kinda working, but even regular travelers on tourist's visas are getting the 9th degree when entering the country. My daughter's UK boyfriend was grilled for 90 minutes with questions like, "Why don't you have more underwear packed?"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

If it's over 100%, does that mean he's pushing out people in the US? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Yes actually, and he's making some crossings super legal to compensate further.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 hours ago

Lol illegal crossings caught / reported. The majority of illegals come over legally and just overstay their vacation, education, work, business, or deplomat visa. Why bother crossing illegally when you can just request a vacation visa or day visa and just disappear into the country. (Yes those without passports will have to sneak across but it's way easier than the Trump administration will have you believe.) Yes thousands get caught but millions go back and forth without. Yes most go back without needing the US government to force them.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Numbers nobody has seen before. Lol.

Every Trump action is appearently the best ones ever made in the history of civilization.

If Jesus would come back, he would be second to Trump in how amazing he is.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 hours ago

Second place? Believe it or not, it's also Trump.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Friendly reminder: this community has a "No politics or political figures" rule. In the future, please put posts like this in a community like [email protected].

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The joke isn't political, the joke is math.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

It references a hot button political issue, and most of the comments are about politics.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 hours ago

this is not political at all. beside the fact that the white house is making the joke! next time the white house is funny, I'll post on political humor, sorry

[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 hours ago

So people are fleeing the US? That's not the brag you think it is...

[–] [email protected] 124 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

numbers that nobody has ever seen before

Like eleventeen, thirty-twelve, and all those.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Good grief, I thought this post was just a joke, but he actually said it. It's ok though, his term's nearly over, right? Right??

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Only because the meaning of "term" may change.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago

"Good news and bad news. Good news, Trump is not the president anymore.. "

[–] [email protected] 68 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

So... how do you reduce something like people crossing a border beyond one hundred percent ?

[–] [email protected] 105 points 9 hours ago

People trying to get out of the country, I guess

[–] [email protected] 53 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

They're crossing on the opposite direction now

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 hours ago

And bringing additional people with them!

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 9 hours ago

American refugees trying to enter Mexico and Canada.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 hours ago (8 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Look at the front page, and also great articles such as "Biden Spent Millions on Transgender Animal Experiments" and "President Trump is Leading with Peace Through Strength."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

"Biden Spent Millions on Transgender Animal Experiments"

Wait, are they confusing "transgender" and "transgenic"?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

Yes, they also cut funding to a special education transition program because they think it means libs are transitioning school kids.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

"Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago

Yes. Because they are just that dumb.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

peace through strength Hmmmmm. Where have I heard that before?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

Don't know what everyone is so worried about. Look at all this bigly progress!! /s

And look how progressive they are, putting a Muskrat in the White House!

(psss....psss...Europe, wanna coordinate a party?)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 hours ago

Nobody wants to move to a shithole country I guess.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago

So what they're saying is that everyone is leaving the US, can't imagine why

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

~~What's the link? I'd like to check this page.~~

~~Fake...~~

WTF... Not fake...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

It wouldnt be funny as a fake

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

...I don't think it's funny either way, to be honest... Just weird.

To each their own, of course.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Six, seven, eight; lock the gate. One, two, three; turn the key. Thirty, fifty, ten; my dirty shifty friend?

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