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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

There is an odd feeling of power when you wear booties while walking on a rocky shore. Like you're defying God by treading where man was not meant to. Even better if they're sharp rocks.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I remember seeing a Baywatch documentary on TV when I was a kid. Pamela Anderson was going on about how they cut the legs of their swimsuits to be much higher up their thighs than the actual lifeguard uniforms they were based on. And how they were required to ice their nipples before each take so that they had pokeys in every scene.

The 90s was a decade.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 hours ago

It was just a soap opera set on a beach. A few hairs above softcore porn. And it was crazy cheap to produce, as most of these "actors" were just local models (which LA had in spades) who got handed their lines a few minutes before the shoot.

Go over to Haim Saban Entertainment and you'll see the same thing but for little kids. He bought up a bunch of the rights to rebroadcast Japanese tokusatsu shows, then cut in high school drama shorts between the action scenes and redubbed the tokusatsu in English. Filming was practically free and he ended up selling the rights to Disney after a measly five years for a whooping $5.3B (of which $1.6B went straight into his pockets).

The 90s was this experiment in how many episodes you could churn out on a budget of the change you had in your pocket.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

What's happening here? It's low tide and she doesn't want to walk on sea shells?

[–] [email protected] 66 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Beach is full of pebbles. Pebbles are second only to Lego to walk on barefoot, or an upturned UK plug.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Broken seashells; nature's caltrops!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

One time I stepped on an upturned thumbtack. Upon its removal, I discovered that it had a - presumably manufacturing related - bulge on the side of the shaft.

That sucked ... And while I am aware of the questionable wording in this statement, it's accurate, so I stand by it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I've stepped on multiple nails, ranging from somewhat clean to rather rusty. One went clear through. Good thing I had my tetanus shots.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

how do you manage to step on a nail that's perfectly vertical without knocking it over

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

It was always in a piece of scrap wood pointing up.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Tell me you grew up on the Treasure Coast without telling me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Madeira beach has lifeguards ?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 hours ago

What a shitty beach

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Winter Beach? Why are you in the ocean in the winter?

Actually half winter half summer beach, very strange.