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Evvra bohda waaaayyyyooooo

Yep, but most of them get filled with people who can't shut the fuck up about politics or conspiracy theories.

Yep, as written in the manuscript:
"Stallman's Sluts and Torvalds' Thots,
shall all receive some thigh-high socks."

Ctrl+alt+F1/F2/F3 etc.
It lets you switch to another terminal session, where you can use something like top/htop for a commandline equivalent to task manager.

Also the heuristics can be exploited to create a unique identifier for your browser, so it’s not a flawless solution.

Yes! It's barely spitting outside, why are your windscreen wipers trying to break the sound barrier?

I don't understand....

Because the format command won't know what the 'enter' argument means ;)

With the amount of idiots online, I have no idea if this is sarcasm or a genuine request.

It looks cool from a distance, but it really falls apart when you look closer

Sex edition

I personally prefer running wordpad with WINE, as I can’t afford an office subscription.