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[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Belta lowda!

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We just need to send Elon to Mars and then weโ€™ll be happy here on Earth.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"But elon, you'll get lonely, better take all your friends, no?"

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

As many as you can fit on the ship!

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

We can't even exist on Earth without fucking up what makes it inhabitable.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Maybe some day we could terraform earth and make it habitable

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

One stray bullet and the entire farm gets asphyxiated

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Gun control is useless, it would never work! :D

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

One of very many different reasons why extraterrestrial habitats are not built in this manner.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

But first, lets' deterraform Earth

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Honestly...as long as I get to go to space, idc how awful it is. If I have to be enslaved to Musk just to see the stars for myself, then I'll be a slave. It's the one dream I'd do anything to fulfill, but unfortunately I was born with a couple of defects that prevented me from even having a chance as an astronaut. Sure, letting a crazy techno-fascist ignore safety regulations to setup interplanatary neo-feudalism is ostensibly bad, but I want off this rock so badly I'm willing to make a deal with any devil.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

What if we ... socioformed our planet first, so we don't so malignantly infest others?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why are all of these humans miserable? What about the regular ones, ya know the ones who don't care and just enjoy life.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

regular ones, ya know the ones who don't care and just enjoy life.

you must be one of the lucky to be able to write that. You must be lucky enough to ignore that you're lucky

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Ignorance is bliss

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That would be a new whole level of miserable! Since Elons great innovation is somewhat reusable rockets and hauling unnecessary constructionary materials is silly (especially so if it cost 50 billions usd to get one adult there), you would get to live in comfy hole in the ground!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I have no idea what I'm talking about but would that be enough to replace the magnetosphere? From what I understand, a Magnetosphere is needed to have a sustainable colony, unless this has been disproved recently ..

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Anyone played The Outer Worlds? I expect that's about what would happen if you joined Musk in colonizing another planet. i.e. a hypercapitalist (post-capitalist?) dystopia.