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[–] [email protected] 186 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Worth noting: rare breeds tend to be weaker, less adapted to their environment and disappear easily.

That's why they're rare.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And old, "rare bread" grows stale and crusty

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like a rare steak, but I prefer that my bread be cooked all the way through.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

They'll be cooked alright

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Ah, but these truly strong people are rare bread also known as dough.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If only there was something that could counteract this rarity-isolation. Some term to describe bringing together a lot of different people from different backgrounds or ethnicities or cultures, because if we have a lot of new ideas and options and we treat them as EQUALS and INCLUDE them in the processes and research then maybe we could be a lot stronger as a species, or even just as a family or business.

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

The dude sucks but before you attribute this tweet to him:

This is a "fan" account. His official Twitter account is @Kash_Patel.

It's telling of the fanbase but don't go around showing this to people like it's government communication or anything

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But it's got a blue check mark, that has a meaning!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thank you. It's also telling that we don't doubt this at all because of how looney US politics are now, but it is important to know what's true.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I'm not accusing OP of it but I don't want misinformation getting spread even if it's "generally" correct

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Why is this post not moderated out? The title pretty clearly implies it’s Kash talking here.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was fucked that government communication would ever occur through Twitter in the first place

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago

His mind is rare bread: doughy and moldable.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I work with people who are unvaccinated that say that their semen is worth a million dollars a oz now. So I tell them “go sell it then and be rich.” And they reply, “ I don’t want anyone having my dna.” These ppl are so stupid and stupid. Yes I said stupid twice.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Tell him you have a friend interested in donating their own unvaccinated sperm and need a source or contact for making the deal. Tell him you're counting on him, puff him up on it, you can even pretend to "come around" and say you believe him now.

Don't let it go either. Every week pressure him to tell you who's buying semen because you have another friend/family member interested.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Heh, I have the chance to totally never work again and all I have to do is jerk off a few times. But I'm not going to because I'm a hard worker. If you aren't putting in 60 hours a week you're weak."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"I COULD retire off my super sperm, but I've got bootstraps that need pulling."

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

Blessed is the mind too small to doubt

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Like 95% of COVID deaths are from the unvaccinated. They're a rare breed because they social darwin'd themselves. I get they love the uneducated but they should probably keep enough alive to agree with them...

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

Now they're rare, soon to be extinct. Poor bread.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Hmm, RFK Jr. looks a lot browner than I remember him from last week...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Does that mean he's toast?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You. I like you.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

It is indeed a rare bread that can withstand such pressure! My common bread gets completely smooshed just by the groceries shifting on the way home.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Please cough on this man

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

oh they will continue to get more and more rare as the years go by........

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Fascism has to keep finding a new scapegoat for society's problems. If left to run its course, this tends to mean the in-group keeps shrinking until it's so small that it can't support itself anymore.

The endgame of this brand of fascism might shrink itself down until it's just "the unvaccinated".

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bread?

Bread is the sht you throw at ducks to get them to fck off.

Or does he mean rare breed: A nickname for one's friend at a multi-racial school, in which from the person's complexion, it is clear that there is some "cream in the coffee."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Don't feed ducks or geese bread, it's very bad for them.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Maybe he wants to be sandwiches between two antivaxxers?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is reaching into Not the Onion territory.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

We live in a Not the Onion hellscape

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

"Unvaccinated people are rare bread"

[salivating in Bakery Enjoyer]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Let's see the venn diagram between anti Vax,fad diets (raw milk etc), and hmm homeopathy

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Or fully cooked.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

One the bright side, the new Brownshirts will be dealing with constant outbreaks of preventable disease.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

It's either cooked or it's not, Kash. There's no such thing as rare bread.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Ps, my condolences for your deed kid

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Normally I'd be OK with the leopards eating their faces. But the problem is that these anti-vax fuckers are going to condemn ALL of us to a disease-ridden dystopian future if they fuck with our herd immunity.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I like my bread well done, thank you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Isn't this person in the government or something? (cba to Google)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

FBI director.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This isn't his Twitter handle right? Just some random antivaxxer?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

One of the best things about the unvaxxed is that they Darwin award themselves so future generations don't have to worry about them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

And getting more and more rare with each passing day.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I…what's the latest conspiracy theory about vaccines? I can't keep up. Why are they bad now?

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