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[–] [email protected] 82 points 4 days ago (5 children)

"The Vast Atlantic Ocean" is πŸ˜™πŸ€Œ

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago

Cruel, heartless, totally deserved. Appropriate friendly banter.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What do you mean? That's just reality, isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Some say there are islands there that have food without flavour.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Nah, that's just misinformation.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Meh, "proper cuisine" is definitely accurate since it's our national pride, but most of the others don't really feel like french stereotypes. "Soggy pastry" for Denmark even sounds suspiciously american, I've never heard anyone say that about this country in France and I don't even know what it's referring to

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah as a Scandinavia living in france, all that part is totally off too.

The Meatball thing? Sounds amerikanish too, def not french.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The meatball thing came from Ikea 100%

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

i mean maybe that's what made it well known outside sweden, but meatballs are also a bog standard thing inside sweden.
Meatballs with mashed potatoes, gravy, and lingonberries is the "default food" basically, like fish and chips in the UK.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (3 children)

We stole them bad boys from Turkey iirc.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I took a look at the website this is coming from, it seems to be mostly the blog author's interpretation of what the stereotypes are for each of their maps

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

I think this belongs more in [email protected]

But I chuckled so thanks for sharing

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

"inventors" is the best diss i've ever seen for modern swedish food

i asked a friend from italy what she thought about our pizza and she basically said "as long as i don't think of it as pizza it's fine"

she and her bf would regularly hang out with the guy who ran the only italian pizzeria in town and they would shit-talk our food for hours. mad respect.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

the way i'd summarize our cuisine is that the natively available food is basically "meat and parsnip stew", and thus we have a profound cultural (bordering on genetic) trauma which causes us to give precisely 0 fucks about what is "correct" or "looks good" and only care about it being tasty and interesting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

i feel like you're underselling our dependency on "old fish" and "just boil some grains"

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Russians actually call russian salad "olivier", after the guy who made it, but it was invented in Russia by a man that was born there, so I am not sure you can say it is French.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (7 children)

Chicken Tikka Masala was invented in the UK. I can't think of a single item of French cuisine I would choose over Chicken Tikka Masala.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I agree. But we don’t get recognised. I couldn’t be more amused.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I know it's part of your transition period and are forced by law to continue the 100 year war on a culinary manner.

I'd say that the proper French culinary colonialist equivalent to the Tikka Massala is the Bahn Mi sandwhich and that feels like a proper match for it.

But now come up with a dish that doeesn't take any inspiration from former colonies and I think most of them can be beaten by a simple onion soup

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

"Ice cube salad"?

Our Finnish cuisine is so non-existent people can't even make jokes about it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

"You like black licorice? We can fix that."

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Rotten cabbage rocks, especially the Korean varieties

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Thanks for mentioning, I didn't know about this. Just subbed!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's ironic that they've missed out Ireland, throwing some great hunger shade.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

LOL, that's funny. As an italian, I regret not having tried real french cuisine yet.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (3 children)

What's "soggy pastry" talking about?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

I'm more concerned about the fact that they think Austrians subsist on the corpse of a queen.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Technically the French call the puff pastries most countries seem to equate to typically French (the croissant f.i.) after Vienna. Those are called Vienoiseries

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Marie Antoinette?
What cuisine should that be?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

More like according an American person who identifies as French.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The French admit that β€˜French fries’ are in fact Belgian? Sounds very un-French.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The term French Fries was most likely coined by American GIs, the French never had anything to do with that

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Every frenchperson who came to serbia eats like they have never tasted food before. Dunno

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

They do that everywhere regardless, disregard.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No such thing as too much pepper

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I can confirm there IS such a thing as too much Oregano though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What's with the Health Hazard?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Probably lutefisk, fish cured in lye.

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