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Megachurch conducts successful nuclear missile test (youtu.be)

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One of the coolest parts of The Expanse IMHO was that The Mormons commissioned a giant space ship, and it didn't feel forced or far-fetched.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I read a sci-fi story a few years ago where the Catholic church turned Mercury into the Papal Planet. All the believers lived in austerity while the pope and cardinals lived a life of luxury and hedonism. Totally believable.

Really weird story too. All about the multi verse collapsing into a single point.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

nuclear and rocket scientists

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

They don't pay well enough to get ethics lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Annexes nearby territory and declares martial law ..... in the name of Jesus.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Cancels all education for women, endorses leeches for healthcare, and provides homeless children who look at you like a Margaret Keane painting you can pee directly on....for jesus.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Actual US news reporting in a nutshell lol