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[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think, I may have suffered a stroke.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

oh shit my toast ...

[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The broccoli hair is what does it for me

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

It's called the "meet me at McDonald's" haircut

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

I know some of those words

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

As a non native speaker: what the fuck

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What nation would speak this? NoCapistan?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why did you get downvoted for a perfectly legitimate joke that was directly related to the subject matter? This fucking community man...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Relax, homeboy. It's just one downvote.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

As a native speaker I think you and I understood the same number of words.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I'm over 30 and can still read this, but I have an advantage since most of the terms originated in AAVE (excluding baka; I can thank being a teenaged weeb for that). I'm guessing gen x and any of the boomers left alive would be having translation issues.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Lost me at bussin'. What's he got against public transportation?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Debussi!

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Well, joke's on you, since it's "sussy baka", not a regular "baka"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Same boat but baka alluded me, despite enjoying mainstream anime. I could not make the connection with the rest of the zoomer jive.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

This is a translation of the original Bane quote.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

I'm Gen X and not a fan of chat abbreviations but I was mostly just lost on "bussin'" (so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary). Not sure if "I vibe it" is like a form of "vibing" or more like "I'm feeling it" (or something else) though.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I guess I'm officially middle aged now, because I have no idea what is happening in this picture but it's still somehow making me irrationally angry

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It says:

I just had a realization that you believed darkness to be a good thing.

You seriously took in the darkness.This was a questionable and idiotic decision.

I do not mean to brag but in all seriousness I completely relate to the darkness.

I am amazed.

I do not think it makes any sense even if you understand the slang.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Nice yee yee ass haircut.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Hahahaha! Fantastic!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Baka is the only part im stumped on

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Oh damn, I actually knew that I just thought it was urban slang not a foreign word lol

Thanks fam, fr fr no cap

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Translate to gen x / millennial please

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it.

A more literal translation would be "Wait, you think darkness is really cool? You actually just leaned into (or stole) the darkness, you idiot. I'm serious. Not to brag, but I feel the darkness strongly, no lie."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Same line as the movie just translated to Instagram speak