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The announcement comes the same day a White House official told NBC News that President Donald Trump would be attending the game.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 hour ago

Just stick an S in front, will give the same message and will be much cheaper!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

I think people are reading too much into this. They're changing it to 'Choose Love,' as an obvious shot at the orange-haired man who's never gotten a hug.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Not sure I understand the point of the NFL with these anti racism sayings.

Like is there anyone racist out there that reads these and changes their mind?

That’s not how racism works at all.

NFL can continue doing what they want I just don’t see the purpose.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 minutes ago* (last edited 3 minutes ago)

It also normalizes the idea by making it ever present. Even if people don't directly act on it, the message is there being presented as the normal thing society does. It pushes anti racism towards being an ambient condition by exerting a (slight) social pressure.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 minutes ago

The message isn't to stop people from being racist. It's to stop the racists from being part of their fanbase. Macho sports are really susceptible to concentrations of assholes and they need to be actively discouraged or they will take over.

[–] [email protected] 177 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Well, the NFL did it. They ended racism.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I, for one, have found racism considerably less appealing since reading this sideways in endzones. Thanks NFL for making me not a bigot anymore. I think blacks are probably fine now.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Of course this was not about to end racism, but building safe space to not trigger the racists is encouraging them.

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[–] [email protected] 131 points 10 hours ago (6 children)

Legit question. What happens if every single black player just REFUSES to play at the superbowl?

Like, lets say you get opening kickoff, and it's a white guy kicker. So he kicks the ball. It lands at about the 15 yard line. And just NOBODY even attempts anything. They all just stand there, pointing at the endzones.

And it's both teams. I don't know exact numbers, but I'd guess every teams roster is 90%+ black.

And since it's both teams, you can't call one side a forfeit.

I think they should. Embarass the NFL on the biggest stage. The game is Feb 9th. This would be the lead story Feb 10th. They either repaint it back onto the endzones DURING the game, reschedule the game, or the whole game is 0-0, with a clock running down for 3 hours.

What would the NFL do?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

Unfortunately, those players make so much money that it moves them into the big club that we ain't in. Not a lot of class/race solidarity there, from what I've seen...just solidarity with whatever gets them paid.

Which I guess makes sense. The sport itself is extremely predatory, preying on young, very poor (usually) black men, offering them the promise of wealth they wouldn't normally have access to—if they just sell their bodies and physical health to the wealthier white men who own them. So they work their asses off all through high school and college to hopefully have the chance at the NFL; joining the league literally becomes the culmination of their life's work.

Not many want to actually rock that boat.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 8 hours ago

Every single ~~Black~~ player. They're a team, and I'm willing to believe they respect each other enough to stand still for each other.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

This would be fucking awesome.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

So awesome it'll never happen, but it'd make a great scene for Remember the Titans 2.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 9 hours ago (9 children)

Fire all black people and somehow fault them for the whole thing.

At least if the rest of the country does not show solidarity and doesn't organize a general strike - which is illegal by the way.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Fire every black person in the NFL??? Hooooooooboy.

2026 headline. "NFL viewership falls to 3. As in there are now 3 people still watching."

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Point taken.

Just don't pay them, get them arrested and lease them back from the prisons. Slavery is legal in the US after all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Pretty sure Adam Sandler produced a documentary about that years ago.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 hours ago

I'd love them to take a knee at the anthem. I hope someone or many do.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

They shouldn't be so political!

[–] [email protected] 116 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Wouldn't want the snowflakes feeling bad about their natural tendencies, would we?

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

Interested to see if Kendrick is gonna have ANYTHING to say about the state of things at his performance at the halftime show.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Stupid article with irritating title. They're just changing it to Choose Love, which apparently was one of the other messages used this season.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

"Choose Love" sounds a lot like the message that pastor had at his inauguration. Point being, he's likely to be offended by that as well.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 hours ago

I think the point is more that they are changing it to appease the great big orange convicted criminal who is currently gutting our government and destroying affirmative action in the name of "efficiency" with a literal Nazi at the helm of that effort.

But hey, it's only a nationally televised sporting event so who cares. 😒

Fuck the NFL. I honestly hope people torch the Superbowl over this and FuckwADUS attending like Nero in the colosseum.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Is that the love between a man or a woman or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

OP is bringing reason and common sense get them!

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Responding to the collective movement of 2020 with endzone prints was a bad look. Removing them is an even worse look. It's like when google changed their slogan from "Don't be evil"

Yeah we all knew they were evil before, but when they stopped claiming to not be evil they got worse.

Well. This is that for the NFL. They did almost nothing to help their players and fans, and now they're doing even less.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

Racism is over, brought to you by Bud Light

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 hours ago

…in case you were curious if it performative in the first place…

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