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The announcement comes the same day a White House official told NBC News that President Donald Trump would be attending the game.

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[–] [email protected] 141 points 12 hours ago (8 children)

Legit question. What happens if every single black player just REFUSES to play at the superbowl?

Like, lets say you get opening kickoff, and it's a white guy kicker. So he kicks the ball. It lands at about the 15 yard line. And just NOBODY even attempts anything. They all just stand there, pointing at the endzones.

And it's both teams. I don't know exact numbers, but I'd guess every teams roster is 90%+ black.

And since it's both teams, you can't call one side a forfeit.

I think they should. Embarass the NFL on the biggest stage. The game is Feb 9th. This would be the lead story Feb 10th. They either repaint it back onto the endzones DURING the game, reschedule the game, or the whole game is 0-0, with a clock running down for 3 hours.

What would the NFL do?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago

Hire all white people and the trump Nazis are perfectly happy?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 hours ago

Unfortunately, those players make so much money that it moves them into the big club that we ain't in. Not a lot of class/race solidarity there, from what I've seen...just solidarity with whatever gets them paid.

Which I guess makes sense. The sport itself is extremely predatory, preying on young, very poor (usually) black men, offering them the promise of wealth they wouldn't normally have access to—if they just sell their bodies and physical health to the wealthier white men who own them. So they work their asses off all through high school and college to hopefully have the chance at the NFL; joining the league literally becomes the culmination of their life's work.

Not many want to actually rock that boat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Have you ever watched Rollerball (1975)?

[–] [email protected] 69 points 10 hours ago

Every single ~~Black~~ player. They're a team, and I'm willing to believe they respect each other enough to stand still for each other.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Fire all black people and somehow fault them for the whole thing.

At least if the rest of the country does not show solidarity and doesn't organize a general strike - which is illegal by the way.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Fire every black person in the NFL??? Hooooooooboy.

2026 headline. "NFL viewership falls to 3. As in there are now 3 people still watching."

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Point taken.

Just don't pay them, get them arrested and lease them back from the prisons. Slavery is legal in the US after all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

Pretty sure Adam Sandler produced a documentary about that years ago.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Why are people talking about a general strike in the USA? Surely you must realise everyone is too busy keeping their heads above water.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Why are people talking about a general strike in the USA? Surely you must realise everyone is too busy keeping their heads above water.

As opposed to the other general strikes done in times of plenty and happiness?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Our healthcare is tied to our work here in America. Losing that kind of safety net is scary, especially when you will be beaten by police for protesting, and now you need to go to the hospital.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

The French understand the concept of worker solidarity though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

What the fuck? No wonder Trump is doing whatever the fuck he wants, Americans are too busy thinking about losing some of the comfort if they try raising their voice.

General strike and massive protests should have happened days ago.

It is beyond surreal that he is just face fucking everyone right now, and noone is doing anything. Because they are worried about losing their comfort.

Just wait a bit longer and you won't have any comfort left anyway.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 hours ago

General strikes usually happen when people realize that they won't be able to keep doing that.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

This would be fucking awesome.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago

So awesome it'll never happen, but it'd make a great scene for Remember the Titans 2.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 hours ago

I'd love them to take a knee at the anthem. I hope someone or many do.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

They shouldn't be so political!

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago

I'm glad to see you bought a copy of my book! Would you like me to sign it for you?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 hours ago

As the literal president who started the whole thing sits in the stands. Hopefully getting boo'd.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 11 hours ago

Here's the nazi!