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The announcement comes the same day a White House official told NBC News that President Donald Trump would be attending the game.

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[–] [email protected] 86 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Fire all black people and somehow fault them for the whole thing.

At least if the rest of the country does not show solidarity and doesn't organize a general strike - which is illegal by the way.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Fire every black person in the NFL??? Hooooooooboy.

2026 headline. "NFL viewership falls to 3. As in there are now 3 people still watching."

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Point taken.

Just don't pay them, get them arrested and lease them back from the prisons. Slavery is legal in the US after all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

Pretty sure Adam Sandler produced a documentary about that years ago.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Why are people talking about a general strike in the USA? Surely you must realise everyone is too busy keeping their heads above water.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Why are people talking about a general strike in the USA? Surely you must realise everyone is too busy keeping their heads above water.

As opposed to the other general strikes done in times of plenty and happiness?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Our healthcare is tied to our work here in America. Losing that kind of safety net is scary, especially when you will be beaten by police for protesting, and now you need to go to the hospital.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

The French understand the concept of worker solidarity though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

What the fuck? No wonder Trump is doing whatever the fuck he wants, Americans are too busy thinking about losing some of the comfort if they try raising their voice.

General strike and massive protests should have happened days ago.

It is beyond surreal that he is just face fucking everyone right now, and noone is doing anything. Because they are worried about losing their comfort.

Just wait a bit longer and you won't have any comfort left anyway.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 hours ago

General strikes usually happen when people realize that they won't be able to keep doing that.