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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

The Norwegian one is a little simplistic. The wrap is a flat potato bread (lompe) and you always get the choice of a hotdog bun or a lompe. The sausage itself is either a plain sausage, one impregnated with cheese, one impregnated with cheese and wrapped in bacon, or one made of hamburger meat. There are then optional extras like pickle, onion, crispy fried onion etc and of course ketchup and or mustard.

These are available at pretty much every kiosk/news agent/gas station. The choices are pretty much always the same. Personally I go for a bacon and cheese sausage on a wholemeal bun with fried onions and mustard.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

The hot dogs I've been eating all my life didn't even make the list...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Why the fuck is Iceland not on here? Hotdogs are literally the maid food group there

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Coney dogs have mustard on them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The Tijuana dog changed my life. A customer had made one of those for me and my partner when we installed their internet. I was a little doubtful at first, seeing what was on it, but I was wrong to.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Is a Tijuana dog also called devil dog?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Idk; I didn't even know that hotdog had a name until seeing this post. I thought it was just something unique until now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

I just want a good bun and a line of mustard.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

CHORIPAN IS NOT A HOTDOG

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I know nothing about this stuff, but I think USA shouldn’t have 30 different ot dawgss. Choose one and sit the fuck down.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

If you think that is too many types of sausage, you should see what they've got in Germany.

https://www.whatsforlunchhoney.net/2010/09/1500-sausages-of-germany.html

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

What the fuck are all these abominations?!?!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The pinnacle of the culinary arts is what they are.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Some are godly gifts from on high to bless our taste buds.
But others are abominations sent from below to befoul our mouths and stain our toilets.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

Mostly delicious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The Seattle dog doesn’t have jalapeños, cabbage, or siracha, and instead has grilled onions. It’s delicious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The Seattle dog does indeed have jalapenos on it. And grilled onions! It's so good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Where do you get yours? All the street vendors in Capitol Hill I see don’t have jalapeños.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I get mine outside Showbox Market late at night

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

I always skip over those vendors seeing shows. I’ll have to grab one next tome! Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Choripan! que carajo es un perro caliente?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Venezuelan , the PERRO CALIENTE one is missing:

The Chilean one, the "completo" is literally missing mayonnaise:

The Japanese one: if you have a hot dog without the bun, is it even a hot dog?

The Peruvian one: It's called SALCHIPAPAS

Argentine one, is called CHORIPAN, and it's awesome

Norway one: basically lost the will to live

[–] [email protected] 14 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

As a German: nobody I know would call that a hotdog. If we talk about hotdog it is the one pictured for Denmark

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Or just plain Bratwurst im Brötchen. With ketchup and mustard typically applied by the customer, usually using these disgusting squeezy-bottle-thingies

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

I dunno man, lived in Chicago for a couple of years, never saw green relish. Also, it's a beef dog, no hog.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

The hot dog place in the Chicago airport has neon green relish.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Portillo's.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

I searched "hot dog" over Chicago and clicked a random restaurant, they had green relish: https://maps.app.goo.gl/DUp5py5jVHQJBSGXA?g_st=ac

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

The Colombian one is pretty accurate, but it should probably have bacon on it, too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Don’t forget the Baltimore dog, Esskay hotdog in a bun with mustard, ketchup and chopped onions, then tell everyone how much better they are in New York.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Saw this posted a while back and people all over the world came together to point out how wrong it is

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

Haha was about to say the same thing, this image never fails to evoke anger wherever it goes.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

I grew up poor too

I didn't know we were Australian

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

I eat beans on dogs

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