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[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Jesus christ they are drawing borders on fucking downloads. What a world.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

How else are they going to milk their talentless techbro cash cows? Can't have China popping that imaginary wealth bubble now can we. /s

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately nothing new on that front. We've had geofencing for years.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago

you wouldn't download a car...

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago

🎶 The land of the free and the home of the brave!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

Welp better download deepseek before they go through with it.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

These guys are making it so easy to outcompete with America in the world market.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

A reminder to anyone who still believes Cenk Yugur is on our side: THIS shithead is the guy he highlighted as someone who might be open to working with left-populists 🤦

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Gulf of America and low gas prices!! This is all fucked.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Call me back if it somehow makes it out of committee

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Yet another diversion.

This won't ever happen and they can't be stupid enough to not know that.

All these crazy things make the headlines which now are so fill that there is little space left for the actual goal of all this: self enrichment of the Republican party members and their financers

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Streisand effect in 3…2…1…

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

They are so confident that Stargate is going to be a success

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

What if I only upload it to my pc?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Haha lol what a dope