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4. He has no sense of irony.

I prefer a "death star trash compactor" style solution to this problem. One where an astromech droid could not shut it down.

You know when you're looking for a recipe and you get those long blog posts about "As a young lad, growing up on the farm, we'd often gather bargle nuts for the seasonal..." before finally getting you the info?

Well your post is like finding the recipe only. That's it. That's their formula.

This is how you bake fascist biscuits, no preamble.

You will only ever get the blog post version when actually talking to a conservative however.

Say what you want about Putin, be he's a helluva spy.

He's so good that when he got intel that Kiev would fall in 3 days, he didn't bother to check the validity of that info and instead went on confidently to...not take Kiev at all.

So: I'll say what I want about Putin. He's a monster, a liar, a thief, an unimaginative, uncreative leader, a terrible commander, and a shit spy. Putin lucked out on a saving roll. Period. Don't elevate him any higher than the mud he walks on.

It doesn't live rent free in mine, but literally everything you said also applies to wired, which was also a massive nothing-burger.

The nothing burger you're talking about? Nobody ordered that one, we were all eating the other nothing burger, not particularly needing, or wanting a second order, hold the wires.

Out of the two bow-tie wearing personalities why couldn't we have Bill Nye?

Every religion claims to be the sole guardian of a revealed truth and they are all, without exception, liars and charlatans. Every. Single. One.

Kin selection is still our most wildly popular drug.

Because conservatives are fundamentally uncurious weirdos who prove the worthlessness of an unexamined life for the rest of us.

I spent 120$ last year on fushias that were ignored

I caved and got a feeder when it got near freezing and one of them was making a fuss in the tree in my back yard, and it needs refilling every 2 days now, so I guess no accounting for taste...

Lol write your own fanfiction.