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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Donkey is from Pinocchio. The children on Pleasure Island were being turned into talking donkeys.

[–] [email protected] 99 points 2 days ago (5 children)

donkey doesn’t tie into any fairytales

The donkey, therefore, was brought up and grew bigger, and his ears grew up beautifully high and straight. He was, however, of a merry disposition, jumped about, played and had especial pleasure in music, so that he went to a celebrated musician and said, "Teach me thine art, that I may play the lute as well as thou dost." (The Donkey by the Brothers Grimm)

It costs $0 to lie on the internet, reminder.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

Didn't even assume it was a lie. Just figured anon was ignorant.

That is also my default assumption.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The "donkey" in the story is able to "throw off his ass's skin" and is a human underneath. Definitely not the same character.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And Shrek is Scottish compared to almost every other fairy tale ogre lol. There is no meaningful point to be made there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The point is that there's no reason to think that this particular talking donkey character from a Grimm's story inspired Donkey in Shrek in any way.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

and the donkey in the bible was only temporarily vocal in order to speak a specific message to one dude. again, no conclusion to be found here, only to point out that OP is misinformed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I didn't take the OP as being serious at all.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

nor did i. nevertheless that is the premise this hypothetical works under. just being silly and exploring the relationships of these media as an exercise.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

TBF, I wouldn't put it past a 4Chan OP to be ignorant either

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You know, this did tickle my curiosity, cause I also did not know what fairy tale Donkey was supposed to be from, and I've heard that he wasn't from any fairytale in the past too. Thank you for this, I have a copy of Grimm's Fairy Tales at home, I'll need to check this story out when I get back.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It costs $0 to lie on the internet, reminder.

Oh, no, no, no.
It's the opposite.
It's gives "you" monies to lie on the inter of webs (well, it can give you money, but some go for glory too & let the megacorps get the gold pile). Every shitty thing is monetized.

Thats why we lemmy over here.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

wiktionary dot com slash grift

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ok, but I want to see sacred texts where a donkey and a dragon get it on, detailed descriptions, not how the movies just skipped that part.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The internet has... supplemented the missing part, I'm certain.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

It has, and it showed us the story in many multiverses. We are so blessed that we have internet & I don't have to go to the local library & look at furry scrolls.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

I recall it being pretty descriptive with the foreplay in the film

Slow down, baby, please. I believe it's healthy to get to know someone over a long perriod of time. Just call me old-fashioned. {Laughs} -I don't want to rush into a physical relationship. I'm not emotionally ready for a commitment of, uh, this - - Magnitude really is the word I'm looking for. Magnitude- - Hey, that is unwanted physical contact. Hey, what are you doing? Okay, okay. Let's just back up a little and take this one step at a time. We really should get to know each other first as friends or pen pals. I'm on the road a lot, but I just love receiving cards - - I'd really love to stay, but - - Don't do that! That's my tail! That's my personal tail. You're gonna tear it off. I don't give permission - - What are you gonna do with that? Hey, now. No way. No! No! No, no! No. No, no, no. No! Oh! {Growls} {Roaring} {Gasps} -Hi, Princess! -It talks! -Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick.

[–] [email protected] 134 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No it means that Shrek is biblical canon

[–] [email protected] 103 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

Why did somebody take a perfectly good photo of Luigi and change it to Shrek?

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I still like the theory that Donkey is a Lost Boy escaped from Treasure Island before the full transformation took over and he lost his voice.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

So the little boy fucked a dragon?

I suppose its not much more fucked up than interspecies donkey/dragon coitus, but still.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

We don't really know how old Donkey is, he may very well have 'grown up' by then.

But yeah; basically a human cosplaying as a donkey (with the help of some magic) fucked a dragon...

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Shrek’s based on a book with a plot structure only vaguely resembling the movie, but sharing an identical moral message. Donkey and shrek are in the book, so donkey and shrek are in the movie. I don’t think it went past that.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why was Donkey in the book, then, smart fella?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Because the author drew them

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you need shrek to tell you the bible is a fairy tale then brother I have news for you

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The Bible and Shrek are both human mythology. Stories we’ve created, learned, and lived that encapsulate aspects of the lived human experience.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah but one of them is a good moral example and the other is the bible.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

one is a good moral example and the other is a medieval sex guide

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago

Always was 🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

the brothers grimm literally has a story about a talking donkey anon is a filthy filthy liar https://www.grimmstories.com/en/grimm_fairy-tales/the_donkey

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (17 children)

If you needed signs from others to figure out that the bible is full of shit, you can’t think for yourself. I told my mom I didn’t think the story of Jesus was plausible at age 8.

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