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[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I still like the theory that Donkey is a Lost Boy escaped from Treasure Island before the full transformation took over and he lost his voice.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

So the little boy fucked a dragon?

I suppose its not much more fucked up than interspecies donkey/dragon coitus, but still.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

We don't really know how old Donkey is, he may very well have 'grown up' by then.

But yeah; basically a human cosplaying as a donkey (with the help of some magic) fucked a dragon...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Eh, no worse than the original ending of It

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

A fellow Theorist, eh?

Good to see you. :)