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I still like the theory that Donkey is a Lost Boy escaped from Treasure Island before the full transformation took over and he lost his voice.
So the little boy fucked a dragon?
I suppose its not much more fucked up than interspecies donkey/dragon coitus, but still.
We don't really know how old Donkey is, he may very well have 'grown up' by then.
But yeah; basically a human cosplaying as a donkey (with the help of some magic) fucked a dragon...
Eh, no worse than the original ending of It
A fellow Theorist, eh?
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