Is that dude turning orange?
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Symptom of fascism
His hyu-man skin is melting.
He's clearly trying to make himself seem more appealing to the orange man in DC.
There's enough reason to shit on him without this. He just looks like a ginger who's spent too much time (15 minutes) in direct sunlight without slathering sunscreen on his face first.
If I had as much money as Zuck, I'd have a full body sunscreen applicator installed in my beach house so I just stand there for a second and get my sunscreen.
They're all orange down here, Georgie..
One way to avoid recurrent leaks is to foster a culture of trust and not be a ginormous dickwad.
Sounds like lady shit
I'm a pacifist hippy tech worker, and I would gladly draw a paycheck from Raytheon long before I even consider applying to Facebook or Twitter.
Raytheon is putting "more value into the world" than these shitheads.
"Would you like your evil done in the traditional overt bombs-dropped-on-children fashion, or the new we'll-sell-your-entire-life-to-the-highest-bidder-while-feeding-you-non-stop-lies-to-establish-a-fascist-regime style, sir?"
This guy: Bomb some kids, at least it's a spectacle.
(Edit for clarification: I think both are bad, and one has a strong causal relationship with the other but I am not sure I would pick Raytheon personally. It's a bit too overtly evil for my tastes)
zuck the fuck is worth approx 229billion.
a 25mil fine is 0.01% of his net worth.
If your average yearly salary is 30,000, thats like paying a fine of 3 ~~00~~.
edit math hard thank you @[email protected]
300 would be 1% wouldn't it? It'd be like paying a fine of 3
So he cares slightly more than when I go to the grocery store but forget my reusable bags
🤦♀️ yes
One cool thing about these leaks is: if you weren't saying batshit crazy stuff, no one would care.
Zuckerburg says "Today I ate a sandwich!"
Nobody cares.
But wait......the full quote was "Today I ate a sandwich......of babys!"
the thing is he thinks he knows better than the rest of us. because he's a billionaire.
Nothing to hide nothing to fear wasn’t it?
Cry us a river, dildo. Meanwhile, go fuck yourself.
For some reason "dildo" is way funnier than "you dildo". Thanks for the laugh
It's the finality of it, I think.
Glad to bring a smile!
Gotta give it to the courage of whichever employee is did this. What a chad
he got the same clown makeup as his daddy
Honestly, it looks like the mall ninja tried the skin bronzer and then tried to get rid of it after. The thing is he’s going to have to wait for the dyed skin cells to shed off to replace themselves, as they do. The face itself sheds at different rates in different areas.
This is a disturbing thought, that he is so keen on cozying up Trump he tried the look. Has he changed his hair too? I don’t keep track.
Maybe think about not saying shit that you’d be afraid would leak.
well that is what he's saying. what he should try is thinking about why the things he says are so "value-destroying".
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