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[–] [email protected] 51 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

First week of 2024 and I had to put my dog of 15 years down, 2024 can fuck right off already, I'm done with it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I feel you, I had to put my wife of 15 years down as well

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

What kind of put down did you use?

You breath smells in the morning? Where there people there saying Daaamn for your putdowns?

Spill the beans mate

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

i'm sorry for your loss.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 8 months ago

i'm going through a really nasty divorce. ex called child services on me to say that i'm a danger to my kids. they started an investigation. the whole process got really dragged out. i haven't been able to spend much time with my kids because while the investigation is ongoing, the judge ordered that i only would get them every other weekend from saturday morning til sunday evening. investigation wrapped up at the end of 2023. child services didn't find any evidence that I'm a danger, and did in fact find evidence that my ex has been putting them in danger. 2024 will be the year I get my kids back and the year this divorce is finalized.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

We've all realized that 2016 was our year. We already peaked.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Harambe was our last chance...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Man, 1993 was my year.

I was born in ‘94.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I would say this but 9/11 happened while my mom was pregnant so

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Oh I feel like if we add a "Last" before the year we could say it.

"It will be my last year."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

I feel better about it than I did about 2023.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

It’s cuz we pre-ordered our copies of 2024 back in 2016. Limited edition year. All stock was already claimed by then.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Hear! Hear! 🥳

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I've actually got a few really cool things coming together in my life. Job is going well. Back on the bicycle as soon as it warms back up. Back in the gym now. Another "supplement" cycle upcoming. Just bought a house. The podcast went from 0 to several thousand downloads a month in 1 year. Starting a non profit that has a huge interest in donations already. May start twitch streaming for fun.

So I'll claim it. 2024 will be my year.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Why are these new years memes always accompanied by a picture of either Cillian Murphy or Ryan Gosling?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

ryan gosling is (probably jokingly) the mascot of depressed memes because he was pretty sad in blade runner, and it's probably similar with the oppenheimer dude, because he made some funny faces in the movie.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I haven't. This will be my year.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

2024 is going to be my year 😏

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

2012 was the last good year.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

2024 will be my year just like every year prior to it has been lol. Just it like it has been for the vast majority of humanity and will continue to be.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I got in a car crash late on the 31st and was stuck in the emergency room till like 1-2 on the 1st