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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Translation: you'll become more conservative when you have children and own a home

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a child and own a home, and am a member of the lost generation. Fuck the Republican Party and any conservative who believes their selfish bullshit should outweigh the greater good of others.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Republicans are fascists, not conservatives.

Democrats are the conservative party.

[โ€“] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I agree about Republicans. I don't agree about Democrats. Some, of course, are conservative, as they historically always have been. But a good portion are quite liberal.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

There are two kinds of Democrats: conservatives and hostages

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

As a whole, the Dems are pretty center of the aisle, because America as a whole is fairly conservative compared to Europe (despite 60% of the population being more liberal than the government at most times). Europeans generally consider the Dems in the US a conservative party, and corporate Dems are definitely closer to the right than to the left. The other issue besides the general conservative leaning in the country though is that there's about 50 other groups of various left leaning shades that would be their own separate parties in Europe but are bunched in with the corporate Dems and therefore have little say in the party platform.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I've been fortunate enough to have seen my material conditions improve as I've entered my mid-thirties which has let me start a family and buy a home. I've also watched my incredibly talented and hard working friends/acquaintances/neighbours be ground into dust under the cruel rule of capitalism. I got lucky, they didn't, this has radicalized me far more than any naive idealism ever could.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

own a home

Too bad boomers ruined my best chance at that.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Influencers on the whole are trying their best to make little nazis out of the next generations. Give them time. homer-bye

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Having to mow the lawn is the first step in the pipeline of fascism

[โ€“] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You joke, but if you ever talked to a homeowner about their lawn and heard them complain about their neighbor's lawn...

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mowing the lawn is the only hour of uninterrupted creativity I get in the week. Also my neighbour's lawn is 50% dandelions.

[โ€“] [email protected] -4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Your lawn is green concrete; a lifeless painting with nothing for pollinators.

Your neighbor's lawn has wildlife in the deadlands of the suburbs.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Except for the magnolia tree and vegetable garden cleary visible in the photo...

[โ€“] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A tiny little strip of life, carefully manicured to minimize nature as much as possible.

Might as well pave over the rest of it and just have potted plants for all the good that does.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

They still think people become more conservative due to age and not socio-economic conditions.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Anyway what's the image from?
It looks like a music video I want to see!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You become conservative when you lose ability to adapt and learn, thereby yearning for the days when you were you were younger and, as you mostly falsely remember, "times were simpler", which is a delusion caused by the different lifestyle and world perception you used to have. Now you're just older and scared because you forgot to keep up with the times.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

41, stable finances, kid, decent job, and still BETTER DEAD THAN RED!

And just to be 100% clear, since I know that phrase meant something completely different 50 years ago, Republicans can get ass-fucked with a spoon

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

social democrat me in my early 20s sicko-hair

communist me in my early 40s sicko-power

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

First there would need to be something worth conserving.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

51, still not a conservative

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was actually more right wing as a kid. Now that I've learned some things about the world that's when I became a left leaning liberal.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Went from voting far right in 2017 (fucking welfare abusers ) to far left in 2022 (fuckibg corporations costing three times more than welfare) kek

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

In order to be conservative you have to be afraid, irrationally. Afraid your guns will be taken, afraid the gays are going to out-breed you (not even kidding, they really "think" that), afraid what you want won't be what everyone does, afraid other people are smarter or more capable, afraid that when you die you won't get magicked somewhere to live forever. Basically afraid of everything whether it makes any sense or not. And afraid someone else will find out how afraid you are all the time.

They're pathetic and not fit to walk a dog much less run anything.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you're not an Anarchist in your 20's you have no heart.

If you're not a Tankie in your 30's you have no brain.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

based. People usually become more conservative as they gain wealth. But anyone born after like 1970 has never had that happen because neoliberalism has concentrated all the wealth

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Some do and some can see the issues of the current economic systems.

[โ€“] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

OK, teenager.

[โ€“] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

spongebob-i-fucking-love speech-l If YoU aRe NoT a LiBeRaL wHeN yOu ArE 30 yOu HaVe No HeArT, aNd If YoU aRe NoT a CoNsErVaTiVe WhEn YoU aRe 40 YoU hAvE nO bRaIn