this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (3 children)

When the option is generational medical debt...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

USA USA USA!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

"yup, when the house was on fire, we just shot it."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

no medical bills to pay and get the inheritance to pay 5% of your student loan earlier, wini-win!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That sign actually says "if you wait until we aren't home, you can steal a bunch of guns!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Wear this: https://www.halloweencostumes.com/authentic-cop-costume.html?mpid=47821&srsltid=AfmBOorVDM00yh_onAfJTuLf_98bWt4CzZlszjQ8BoaUqn_wkxED58dmlCo

And talk with a southern accent and they'll probably invite you in and show you around.

"Jes doing ah neighborlee check up on y'all as we had reapourts ovva suspeesious person in tha neighborhyood"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I have this on my wall, but I live in the UK, so it's fine.

Not really a threat, just a reminder for if I have any international visitors over.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

I guess it would be rather impracticle to make a UK version with 0118 999 881 999 119 7253.