this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2024
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That sign actually says "if you wait until we aren't home, you can steal a bunch of guns!"
Wear this: https://www.halloweencostumes.com/authentic-cop-costume.html?mpid=47821&srsltid=AfmBOorVDM00yh_onAfJTuLf_98bWt4CzZlszjQ8BoaUqn_wkxED58dmlCo
And talk with a southern accent and they'll probably invite you in and show you around.
"Jes doing ah neighborlee check up on y'all as we had reapourts ovva suspeesious person in tha neighborhyood"