The fuck?
What kind of Wooldoor Sockbat cum clogs a shower? This is so idiotic.
this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2025
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But... but... people wouldn't just go and make shit up on the internet, would they?
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There is either:
- A backstory we are missing
- Anon has a weird fetish
- mom has a weird fetish
- story is fake and straight
- story is real and gay
- some combination of the above
anon is larping his mommy dom fetish that's all
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Start watching sissy hypnosis videos to condition yourself into eating it, obviously. It's the only undetectable disposal method.
Jesus fuck man, what kind of plumbing blocks with jizz? I could literally eat prunes and tortillas for a week and still waffle-stomp my turd down a 40mm pipe
Semen is actually fairly similar to egg whites (it can actually be used as a substitute in baking recipes). This means that when it gets hot, it cooks, and basically becomes solid.
The water in a shower is hot enough to cook it, so it can block the pipes. This is also why you should use cold water to wash it out of hair.
The water in a shower is hot enough to cook it, so it can block the pipes.
100% untrue.
While you're right that proteins can caugulate a little, this is a common urban legend that was started with a prank note left in a dorm bathroom many years ago.
https://deadspin.com/will-semen-destroy-your-shower-drain-1795434004/
"Abraham Morgentaler, an associate professor of urology at Harvard Medical School and the director of Men’s Health Boston, debunked the rumor for us once and for all. In an email to Slate, Morgentaler says that not only is semen never thick enough to clog a drain, but that 20 to 30 minutes after ejaculation, it will become a runny liquid and slide away:"
I can't understand how we got to the point with this that people have written thousands of articles about it and consulted with medical professionals. We really need better education in this country.
It doesn't matter that it's not hot enough to cook it, it still turns to rubber cement in hot water.
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what kind of semen clog the shower drain?
More like "what kind of shower drain is clogged by semen". And indeed, there are some. One at a place I've lived had a filter that had to be cleaned every now and then. No fapping in it was a given, but even some melted soap that re-hardens in it could end up clogging it.
what the fuck are you talking about
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Why not simply overflow her with your cum tissues? She’s your mom, so you should know her inside and out, so her buffer should be accessible. I ask for 257 tissues every day and my mom has no idea
I like that this implies that OP's mom uses an 8 bit counting system
I'm imagining her at a super expensive restaurant getting a bill for like $547 and thinking "wow, this only cost $35!"
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Blow your load on her bedsheets
Why tf does op masturbate in secret?
A healthy family doesn't keep secrets from each other!
Also buy a dryer, she obviously doesn't get stuck very often.
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I think you need to fuck your mom…