The fuck?
clogging the shower drain with cum
ok
this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2025
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I've heard that can happen, probably with shitty older drains or ones with hair clog problems already.
Ah yes, you've "heard of it"
How much volume are you guys cumming?
About half a cup or so, but when I forget the semen knife it clogs the drain real fast
Several hundred litres each time, as is per usual
A bunch of hair could get nicely cemented and sealed with cum
Some of the dorms at my university had to put up signs in the men's bathrooms warning people not to nut in the showers because of how often the clogged drains flooded people's rooms
Printing off those signs and sticking them in the showers is a common student prank, so I wouldn't assume they were real.
The floods were definitely real
What better time for prank signs than right after a real flood?
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You fucking move out. That's not just abusive - it's sociopathic.
Just remember to jerk off on her pillow first.
It seems more controlling than sociopathic. Sociopathic would be if the mother received pleasure from hurting him and others in some deranged and unnecessary manner. For example, she would find a way for him to hurt himself and others while taking care of business, while she enjoys the pain he and others experience.
Get a girlfriend, fap in her shower
I moved in with mine; now I can fap anywhere in the house. She likes watching me do it. I find it awkward but whatever. At least I don't have to pretend that the crumpled up bits of toilet paper everywhere are "snot rags" anymore.
Edit: What's with the downvotes?
into the toilet???
also, why not toilet paper instead of tissues??
This has to be fake.
4chan posts are never fake though
Is she checking her own socks and underwear?
Have both of your arms broken, you won't be able to crank it.
I remember reading about a solution to this on Reddit once...
1: go to toilet
2: kneel in front facing the toilet
3: place dick between toilet seat and toilet
4:?????
5: profit
Do your own laundry.
That's a bit extreme don't you think?
Buy a small area rug for the front of your bed and move it before bed, then Roll over on your side and cum on the carpet. Problem solved.
Bro wtf
I am definitely old. I no longer understand the internet.
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