The fuck?
this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2025
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What kind of Wooldoor Sockbat cum clogs a shower? This is so idiotic.
But... but... people wouldn't just go and make shit up on the internet, would they?
I don’t see a reason for them to… Fake internet points are not even worth a penny!
With some light research, I've found that they're actually worth around $0.10
They’re worth dopamine hits.
There's STILL people who believe semen can clog showers because of a single prank at a campus years and years ago.
https://www.reuters.com/article/fact-check/housing-violation-notice-in-college-bathroom-prank-resurfaces-idUSL1N2MY2GV/
https://deadspin.com/will-semen-destroy-your-shower-drain-1795434004/
Oh you sweet summer children, I take it you were never in the army, or else you would know of the dreaded desert jellies, and what it means to be on shower detail
But that was many, many men and not a single one.
I'd rather be on the front line.
With how plumber quality is in some parts? That's believable.
Clogged is probably a bit far but cum does congeal a lot with heat
I have a plumber mate that said that it not only congeals with the hot water but it then clumps together hair thats being washed down the drain and together they create the problem.
Eugh I can see that happening. I shave my body hair now but getting cum stuck in my pubes was a nightmare when I was a teenager
Of course it's stupid, that's the point.