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[–] [email protected] 91 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Man, can you imagine being the scientist who discovers this effect and you're filled with hope that this can encourage children to use soap, having their favorite super hero give them a thumbs-up or something.

And then some horny CEO sticks a naked, definitely-not-underage girl with bunny ears into there.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This must have been how Oppenheimer felt.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Oppenheimer knew what was gonna happen. This is like if someone had invented vibrating prayer beads

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Hello, patent office?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

This must be how Hitachi felt when they invented the magic wand. A handheld massager turned out to be the perfect instrument for clitoral stimulation.

The fact that wand massager sex toys are commonly referred to as 'hitachis' much like how parents in the 80's/90's would call any games console a Nintendo must have been so harmful for their brand.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Soap is really easy to make and a cool activity for kids. I have a few mold, this is a great idea (the thumbs up one). Will try to make it. Not sure what to use for the drawing to include in the soap. I found this you can print on transparency paper.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Not sure what to use for the drawing to include in the soap.

Maybe a naked, definitely-not-underage girl with bunny ears into there?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I was more talking about the kind of material, but it looks like you can use transparent sheet used for retro projectors and print on them.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I swear if I see a collection of these unused on eBay in 30 years...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No they will be well used, probably too well used.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

Kind of you to assume these will be used, instead of bought and stored as collector's pieces.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

Getting nerds to bathe at conventions

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

I love being clean and dirty at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This is Amiya from the mobile game Arknights, if anyone is interested.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

And there is also an Anime series.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Where's the SilverAsh version

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Wait what, I might unironically buy this!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do I accept this for cleanliness, or do I reject it for lewdity?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

those who 'need' this will either just run water over the soap until the goods can be seen and never touch it again...or...they won't care because they can get the picture on their phone.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Someone needs to make a decision-button meme:

Shower for a change, or see anime titties…

I’d imagine a large amount of weebs would have a stoke.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

There ya go.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, that wouldn’t ever be me deciding on that. Anime is the cringiest thing to exist in my world.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What! I made the meme just for you. I thought you'd like it.

/s no worries, just being silly.

Also sorry, you've only been exposed to the cringe side of anime. There are some good shows mixed in the pile of garbage, just like with western shows. But its not everyone's cup of tea, and that's okay. (Not /s)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Oh no worries at all! It’s just this one made it out to be me that was having to make that decision. Wouldn’t be a decision for me at all! Shower all the way!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Why Amiya :(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

what websites should I avoid so I don't accidentally buy one of these bad bad things?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

its a joke comment. tell me about it so I can stay away from it. given the erotic connotations it would be a bad thing to like puritan ideal types.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Oh missed the joke :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I love your work on Star Trek, Data ❤️

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

There's a work around to this, I mean you could just rub the stuff off and not apply it to yourself, hypothetically.