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[–] [email protected] 53 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This was simplified to "You are what you eat" as part of the agreement reached at the Council of Constance to reunify the church after the Western Schism of 1378.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

For Christmas, all I want is an illustration of the Eucharist before/after.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

This decision was acclaimed at the Diet of Worms in 1521

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If Ordinary Sausage is anything to go on, anything stuffed inside an intestine is a sausage. Which means anyone who eats food is a sausage.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

thus, why we call some people a "silly sausage", despite its redundancy.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"silly sausage", despite its redundancy.

That always bothered me, sausages are naturally silly, first we shoved the ground up and spiced meat of the animal into its own intestines, then we make it into phallic shapes, then when we cook them they jump around and scream like tiny little limbless people.

That's why Frankfurts have a German name, they're serious and convenient.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

'everything has an end, but a sausage has two'

  • Nietzsche
[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I like the idea of hot dogs more than I actually like hot dogs. Every now and then I get a craving for one and throw it on the grill but it's always slightly disappointing. It's never as good as I think it'll be. I need to learn to just stick with hamburgers. Those are never disappointing.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Make sure to get 100% beef hot dogs for a less disappointing experience.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Or currywurst.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Polar opposites experience for me. All beef Oscar Meyers are oily gross pieces of trash that only belong in the bin.

Combined meat though? I could eat them plain, in a sandwich, on a pizza, fried for breakfast. Mmmmm.

Cheap BarQs can go in casserole, Mac and cheese and ramen.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I agree that normal dogs are excellent starchy-meal augmenters.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

... Are they really that much better on the grill? You're legitimately making me rethink this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

In my opinion! But, I'm going to be honest with you; if I have my way, I'm buying cheddarwurst over hot dogs of any variety every time. Once I discovered it was possible to buy dogs infused with cheese, I've never seen any reason to do anything else :-)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm very much so the same. My advice, to fill that craving, is a smoked sausage, cooked until it's blackened. So good. So much better than hotdogs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

With peppers and onion sautéed or sauerkraut/kimchee if your into that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Yes, OMG. All the cabbages

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Before you put them on the grill, slice them about half way through diagonally on one side and diagonally again in the other side in the same way ... the hot dog will expand across the entire length and crisp along the cut edges. More crisp makes it taste better and the longer length actually fits the length of your bun.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Instead of hotdogs, get something that actually has taste. Either bratwurst or hot Italian sausage.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Sometimes, I will slice them (not all the way through) longways and boil them.

Most of the fat and salt will boil out and they are very light and nice.

If you happen not to eat them and they then cool and dry, they will be very small.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Just to be a pedant - most hotdogs (or indeed any sausage) haven't used actual intestine for some time now, they generally use a manufactured collagen casing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Aquinas was always going on about hotdogs 👏😂 He was silly about it. Such a great thinker though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

If you eat a hot dog, you become a hot dog

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

It's a holy trinity .... there is the hot dog, you eating the hot dog and you and the hot dog becoming one and the same but still separate

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

We need an app to help us identify hotdogs from non-hotdogs

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

There is an iOS shortcut for this purpose

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

If you think about it, life is just a series of hotdogs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I need a Jian-Yang tv show spinoff.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Thanks! You're hot too, dawg!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Is a hot dog a type of haggis? Or is haggis a type of sausage?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Is this the new "hotdogs is a sandwich" question? Is haggis a sandwich?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Neither, haggis is in an artificial stomach casing and a sausage is in an artificial intestine casing. The difference is obvious

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Well it technically becomes a poopdog

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

The three most terrifying things in the world:

Great White shark swimming up to you when you are swimming a little too far from the beach.

Waking up to find your tent ripped apart and realizing a bear is just staring to clamp his jaws around your throat.

Mickey Rooney asking if you want to dance, Hot Dog.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

When does the meat become poop tho? Once it passes a certain point? Does it happen slowly, like it's only 50% poop at a certain point?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You got the Quote wrong. This was actually said by St. Ulrich of Augsburg.... gosh damnit! This shit isn't hard to look up, people!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Dammit, you just can't trust anything on the internet any more, can you?