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[–] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago (2 children)

False... They can, and they did...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

I always remember Nick Cage's line from Snake Eyes when local cops tell him he can't force a stadium full of people to wait in line and give testimony one by one:

"Yes I did, and yes I can!"

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago

Almost as clever as it is brazen.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

Bright future in politics, Jackie.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Genuinely good book too - My Brother Sam Is Dead

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That book destroyed me. My teacher had us read it in like 5th grade.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Yup, turns patriotism on it's head a bit too, which is why I can see a lot of the modern day objections from the right.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

It’s so good because the title spoils the ending, so you know it’s coming the whole time and it’s still devastating.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

white out the teachers notes aswell

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

These are not the questions you were looking for, move along...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

He could tho, and he did

[–] [email protected] -4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

A real teacher would give her points for original thinking.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

Not really, no actual teacher would do that.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Yeah! I think out of the box thinking should be valued but I wouldn’t give points for it.

I’d tell the student that I thought it was clever and give them another chance to answer it.

If they don’t know the answer, hopefully they would have looked it up.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Teachers don't teach to educate, they teach to the test.

If it's on the test you learn about it if it's not on the test you don't learn about it. This results in Americans who think that Australia is in Europe. Because the test never asks the question, they never learned the answer.

There is no room for original thought in that system. If one has the capacity for independent thought that's something they had despite education not because of it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Teachers hate teaching to the test. I can't tell you how much they hate it and are forced to do it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Because capitalism needs to quantify, tests do that free thinking doesn't.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Sadly, you're right.

Thankfully, it's not 100% true.

I had a seldom few teachers that really cared about me and left a positive impression on me as a student. So I model my teaching style after how loved they made me feel and how much I learned from them as a result. My students and their parents greatly appreciate me. Schools (coughbusinesses selling educationcough) can barely tolerate me.