That is not a horn. Purple correctly identified it as a trumpet.
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It's pretty common to call all wind instruments horns in a band context, it is a trumpet but most musicians aren't going to be mad at calling it a horn. Still a bad pick up line
Trumpeter here, I'd be insulted if I was called a horn. Might be regional, but that's not common here. If we're speaking about horns, it's only French horns
Another trumpeter here. If it was a wind instrument that didn't have a reed it was called a horn.
The piccolo flute is a horn?
Enh, in my experience "horn" refers to a French horn, but "horns" refers to all brass (separate from woodwinds, percussion, etc).
But yeah, if somebody referred to a horn, I'd assume they meant French horn.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horn_section
Trumpets belong in a horn section
Trumpets are stored in the horns
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In my experience its very common, just to give a counterpoint. "Bring in the horns" to denote a trumpet heavy section, or just referring to the brass section as "the horn section". 8dk might just be reguonal i guess but its colloquial.
Can agree. Where I live horn only refers to Alto Horns. Trumpets are something different.
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Could be a flügelhorn.
No. Tubing and curl is wrong. It's not quite right for a trumpet either, but having 16 pixels doesn't give you much room for accuracy, I guess.
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“into ska”
My dumbass would’ve interpreted that as ‘I’m a trump supporter’ and definitely not gotten any action
I would've interpreted it as "tooting", i.e. farting. No idea, how much action that warrants.
I AM HORN.
"bander" is the french verb to "have a hard on" so it's still on track in my books
So bande dessinée is drawn porn? Actually, I've seen some French comics and it tracks.
haha there are a few of those too!
it's a word with many meanings
- bande (noun, f.): a stripe, a strip, a reel (cinema), a frequency band (FM, AM)
- bande (noun, f.): a band, a herd, a troop, a gang, a group of individuals
- bander (verb): to draw (a bow)
- bander (verb): to bandage up (a wound)
- bander (verb): to have a hard on
You've joined a Mariachi band?
"I'm horny" is just not something I can hear people honestly saying to someone else in my head except as a joke.
This Flight of the Conchords song did not help: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOgC8qp_I2Y
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Someone's tooting their own horn.
Well, good on him or her for being a music enthusiast, but what does this have to do with flirting?
Hi Horny, nice to meet you!
Hi horny, i'm dad.
Believe it or not, jail, right away.
A little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Erika by my side...
Sounds like something a serial killer will sing.
"A huge ska fan. Pick it up."
A strumpet
Dude just wanted to show his horn blowing skills
Miles Davis struggled with texts
should have posted this instead
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