Have you ever considered a career in sales, because you sound like a fine gentleman who works is sales.
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So shines a good deed in a weary world.
"The $200 I found in her purse earlier."
"Entrepreneur" ahh mentality
ahh mentality
Yes of course
I'm an atheist so I would just tell her that it's her god's plan to lose that money and just accept it.
Who said she's not also an atheist? The woman was just outside the mall crying, the person who "found $200" is the one who is praising a god.
It’s obvious she’s not an atheist because they never cry. Ever.
True. Once you lose your soul from being atheist for too long, you lose the ability to cry
I guess I misread that and responded too quickly, Miles.
Classic atheist response to every situation
I guess I misread that and responded too quickly, Miles.
Classic atheist response to every situation.
I guess I misread that and responded too quickly, Miles.
Classic atheist response to every situation.
Wow, this epic Chad redditor watches Rick and Morty!
"On this day, i am euphoric because I was a dick to a stranger."
And not because of any phony god's blessing.
*tips fedora*
God I wish there was a God.
#mutualaid