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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

So shines a good deed in a weary world.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Have you ever considered a career in sales, because you sound like a fine gentleman who works is sales.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

"The $200 I found in her purse earlier."

[–] [email protected] 30 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

"Entrepreneur" ahh mentality

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

ahh mentality

Yes of course

[–] [email protected] 22 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

I'm an atheist so I would just tell her that it's her god's plan to lose that money and just accept it.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Who said she's not also an atheist? The woman was just outside the mall crying, the person who "found $200" is the one who is praising a god.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It’s obvious she’s not an atheist because they never cry. Ever.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

True. Once you lose your soul from being atheist for too long, you lose the ability to cry

[–] [email protected] 13 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I guess I misread that and responded too quickly, Miles.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Classic atheist response to every situation

[–] [email protected] 0 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I guess I misread that and responded too quickly, Miles.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Classic atheist response to every situation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I guess I misread that and responded too quickly, Miles.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 hours ago

Classic atheist response to every situation.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago

Wow, this epic Chad redditor watches Rick and Morty!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

"On this day, i am euphoric because I was a dick to a stranger."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

And not because of any phony god's blessing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago

*tips fedora*

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

God I wish there was a God.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 23 hours ago