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I randomly got into making Uzbek food thanks to Youtube recommendations. One of their dishes is called "jiz biz", which consists of fried sheep liver, kidney, lung, heart, and intestines served over potatoes. I've never tried making it - I'm not sure whether the actual dish or the dish it sounds like to American ears would be worse.
Are you sure that they didn’t mean it as “Jiz Lord”?
(I think that's the joke)
Guess Sircumalot didn't fit
This implies the existence of jizz serfs
You've met my ex's?
Uuuuh...dude....?
My name must start with a J. I can needed that boost of confidence
What is this supposed to be?
"a new start"
But when it's coming from the world's first analyst/therapist (AKA "analrapist"), who can tell...
"A new start" but with "nu" instead od new because too few letters
Oh thanks. I'd have never guessed
An absolute classic.
You're talking about the world's foremost analrapist.
Jizz Lord
Still, I would've been disappointed if someone hadn't just typed it out. Probably woulda felt like I had to.
Alternatively, they may be complaining about the typo...
And yet the DMV wouldn't let me get "CUMKING" smh
JisLorD
Is "J" equal to "L" or "D"?
[A] J=L
[B] J=D
Algebra Class here we go again with these fucking variables.
Car must belong to a math teacher.
Nah clearly it's a truth table
L | D | J = L V D
1 | 1 | 1
1 | 0 | 1
0 | 1 | 1
0 | 0 | 0It is right up there with ANUSTART.
we need a vieweaskeriverse community
jeremiah?
no.. he was a bullfrog.
JISFROG
Jizzlord, came 3 days after getting poled? Well hung, massive woody? I am so sorry for these awful jokes.
Nailed hard, women wept for days afterward
I haven't felt this warm and fuzzy since everone was wearing those "What Would Jordan Do?" bracelets!
Thanks guys!
[Looks down the street] Everyone run, he's cumming!
Cum they told me for rum a bum bum
Hercule?
That show was surprisingly good.