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What kind of absurd image do the cops think they're projecting here? "Look. We're the badasses who hunted down the nation's #1 fugitive "
Uhh, no. You had no idea where Luigi was and it took a freaking McDonald's employee to tell you that he wasn't even in the state, anymore.
That's the funniest part. They think they look cool.
It's probably their masters telling them to look strong. The same masters who were shocked, and who are out of touch. They aren't showing us what we don't already know because they live like emperors.
That's the terrible secret. It's not that the big guy doesn't care about the little guy. It's that they have their own agenda and our only purpose is to be sacrificed to that agenda.
Roof was rewarded because he did what the state wanted, if they could have gotten away with it they'd let him off like they did Zimmerman and Rittenhouse.
Well so far I've gotten none removed, but someone did threaten me privately that they notified the FBI about a post, I have no idea what. Cool.
I'm sure the FBI really appreciated that hot tip.
I am a super big threat to the security of CEOs.
Damn, you got (fbi) followers now? I'm jealous
well it IS called the fediverse
you don't have your own fbi guy? must suck to browse the Internet alone
Imagine being so unpopular not even the FBI warrants following you and storing your content in a database.
Or they get so fed up with your weird anime habits that they end up white-listing you because they are sick if it.
Hey .world mod that reports this shit to the FBI. Go ahead and pound sand. Report me for this comment, i need more friends.
In another thread someone said the fbi could seize their hardware as part of an investigation as it would contain evidence. Here’s what I’m wondering though, why wouldn’t the fbi just set up their own Lemmy instance. They’ll have access to all the same info. Except for PMs I suppose.
What makes you think they haven't?
That's what Lemmy.ml is
It doesn't need to be a big instance. It just needs to link with them. In fact it's better if it never shows up in posts or comments at all. Just send those tendrils out to every instance they know of and let their data tools filter through it all.
Now im wondering which is more likely a honey pot, ml or hexbear?
Considering .ml was the first Lemmy instance, for it to be a honeypot the entire Lemmy network would have to be, it's just a bunch of tankies
I’m thinking it’s .world, which is why it’s my main instance. Now .world has all of my info, I can rat out the rest of you scoundrels and neerdowells while maintaining plausible deniability.
You guys think there's an element of everyone wanting to be in the picture? As in it only takes one cop to walk him from A to B, but he's famous and this is a huge important case so they all come with just because you want to be close to important things
For sure. Look at the guy behind him with full tactical gear, sunglasses and headset.
It's a fucking costume party.
Maybe the theme was "Tactical" in Roblox Dress to Impress. Got the poses right and everything. He ate. So slay.
"I want tell you about the town of Stockbridge, Massachusets, where this happened here, they got three stop signs, two police officers, and one police car, but when we got to the Scene of the Crime there was five police officers and three police cars, being the biggest crime of the last fifty years, and everybody wanted to get in the newspaper story about it." - Arlo Guthrie, Alice's Restaurant Massacree
Pigs will get six hours of overtime pay for this ten minute perp walk. Anyone depraved enough to be a cop would jump at the chance to steal more money from the citizens.
Fun fact: dude to the left of Luigi walking behind him is NYC mayor Adams. His positioning is definitely intentional to be in the shot.
Vultures, someone (parasite or not) died in the street and their concern isn't a lost life or even the motivations of the alleged killer but how can they get their photo op.
I still can't get over the fact the dude's name is "Luigi Mansion."
Die I miss something? That guy is called Mangione, which is: "Gluttony"
But... if translated into German and then to English it's "Wolverine"
I think the joke is on the pronunciation.
The G is followed by an I, making it "soft" in Italian, so Mangione could sound sort of like mansion-eh.
Not really, but close enough.
Yeah that kind of works in "Nintendo Italian" [=