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[–] [email protected] 137 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Well so far I've gotten none removed, but someone did threaten me privately that they notified the FBI about a post, I have no idea what. Cool.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm sure the FBI really appreciated that hot tip.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

I am a super big threat to the security of CEOs.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Damn, you got (fbi) followers now? I'm jealous

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago

well it IS called the fediverse

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

you don't have your own fbi guy? must suck to browse the Internet alone

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Imagine being so unpopular not even the FBI warrants following you and storing your content in a database.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

Or they get so fed up with your weird anime habits that they end up white-listing you because they are sick if it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mine always knows what I’m getting him for Christmas :(

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pretty sure I'm getting a watch from them this Christmas! They put me on the list for one and everything.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I drunkenly ordered four black eyeslit balaclavas from fucking Amazon. All this time stealthily getting things from the Internet and get drunk and Amazon one time. I'm on the list for sure

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Make sure to buy loads of guns as well, make sure they pay attention to you. If you buy enough stuff they'll come around and investigate you and then you've made a new friend. Pro-Life tip.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

Well my wife just bought her first pistol and I'm going to buy a rifle before inauguration day. I also just got a substantial cache of ammo and mags. 9mm, 12 gauge, and 7.62x39. I'm way ahead of this tip.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (17 children)

I already have a relationship with the FBI because I give them information on Nazis. We get along well. They won't care.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

Hey .world mod that reports this shit to the FBI. Go ahead and pound sand. Report me for this comment, i need more friends.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I already talk to the FBI and give them inside information about Nazis.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

In another thread someone said the fbi could seize their hardware as part of an investigation as it would contain evidence. Here’s what I’m wondering though, why wouldn’t the fbi just set up their own Lemmy instance. They’ll have access to all the same info. Except for PMs I suppose.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What makes you think they haven't?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

It doesn't need to be a big instance. It just needs to link with them. In fact it's better if it never shows up in posts or comments at all. Just send those tendrils out to every instance they know of and let their data tools filter through it all.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Now im wondering which is more likely a honey pot, ml or hexbear?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Considering .ml was the first Lemmy instance, for it to be a honeypot the entire Lemmy network would have to be, it's just a bunch of tankies

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago

I’m thinking it’s .world, which is why it’s my main instance. Now .world has all of my info, I can rat out the rest of you scoundrels and neerdowells while maintaining plausible deniability.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Maybe they already have

They like to focus effort and money on anything but the real people causing harm. School shootings are a near daily occurrence in the US…

Trump still isn’t in prison and his degenerate crew already embraced declaring themselves domestic terrorists, as their banner stated, and he’s now going to be president….

So if any fbi are, maybe think about that; what you are serving and what they really think about you

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Crosspost and federate, they cant censor us across the Fediverse.

The F in Fediverse stands for #Freedom!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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