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[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

That's a man considering a new career.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I got called in for an inventory audit on my birthday and ended up working from 8am to 2am the following morning.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

What kind of pizza did you get?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Most commenters here don't appreciate how sad the image really is: the headset is playing some corporate prefabricated Happy Birthday message, starting and ending with "Loving your work." company motto accompanied with nothingmusic in background.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

This is Tesco. I heavily doubt they do that. The pizza is probably just something a colleague came up with than an actual policy thing.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Bro that looks like a waffle with syrup wth kinda pizza even is that

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

microwaved, not even toasted

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

waffles? yes. pizza? toaster oven, yes.

[–] [email protected] 195 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The "loving your work" poster behind him as well...

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And the trash can right next to him

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

But look how vibrant and happy the chairs are. What a crazy fun workplace.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Somehow this room gives me Theme Hospital vibes which I never wanted to admit, hadn't I seen the real version. (Now I understand why my doctors were always depressed.)

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

That's where the happiness goes.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And his headset’s still on

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Chef's kiss. 👌

[–] [email protected] 119 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That should easily be -30.

Making someone eat without a table is a war crime.

~~At least there are no laws on the Rim~~

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Ate human meat -5

Ate without table -60

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Defiant Jazz!

[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Do people usually stay home for their birthday? I didn't know of any companies that specifically give you off, so I'd think you'd use PTO.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yeah, I really have no particular interest in taking my birthday off.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll take your birthday off for you.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My workplace gives you a free day within a month of your birthday. Most people take the closest Monday or Friday to get a three day weekend, but some people are lucky and get to bump a three to a four.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (6 children)

My birthday is on a holiday week, so I usually take the whole week off.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've never heard of a company giving you your birthday off either. But it's the only day every year that I feel special, so I always use vacation time to have that day off. And usually a couple of days surrounding it too.

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Coming in on his birthday

Wait, you have jobs where you don't have to show up if it's your birthday?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

I've never had that ... But for the past seventeen years I've used PTO if my birthday wasn't on the weekend and I haven't been denied yet, so there's that?

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

1, I used to work for this company when I was young and had no idea what my rights were. They very much took advantage of this, such as calling me in on an hour's notice on my days off.

2, The Raw Egg Nationalist is a right-wing twat. https://hopenothate.org.uk/2024/06/20/egg-sposed-we-reveal-the-identity-of-far-right-bodybuilder-the-raw-egg-nationalist/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I had a strict I don't answer the phone when not working policy. They could attempt to call me in but it wouldn't be recieved. If they asked me while I was at work I usually said yes, but I'm not about to come in on an hours notice for the same rate of pay, if you want on call, pay for on call.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago

This picture is pure art. Holy shit.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Not even a nice pizza either, that's clearly just a shitty microwave pizza

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

I'd almost prefer if they didn't give notice to my birthday if I got that pizza

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

That same pizza is also given to those before a layoff I bet.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Damn, is that a Lunchables UPLOADED!?

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