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[–] [email protected] 102 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Holy fucking shit lmao, thank you for dusting off this old af meme and putting a smile on my face!

[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

That's 100% Korean though. They could be in the streets throwing molotovs and that's what they'd tell a foreigner.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nice, recruit that nerd to NCD

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey, could you toss me some context for the link before I click? Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You asked for a contribution. It's the best of Bob Marley and the Wailers. Look for meaning in it and have a beautiful day

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Got it, preciate the reply. Same back to you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yup. My SO has friends in S. Korea, and they were more annoyed at the emergency broadcast than anything, but kept on gaming. Ain't nobody got time to care about a coup attempt...

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

see, first person in korean timezone woke up. now they're gonna think it was all gigantic prank everyone around them is playing into

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

nah I'm American, I just hadn't heard of it yet

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

fire up reuters or ap, it's first page news

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Or don't, it's not very interesting news.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

worst coup in half a year is not interesting news? heresy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yup, even my Korean friends didn't care enough to watch the broadcast live. They just turned off the TV and went back to gaming.

It was such a bad coup that the only casualty was a fire extinguisher. For a country with such spicy food, it's coups are incredibly bland.

You're better than this Korea, at least mobilize a couple tanks next time!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You're hurting Yoon's feelings, don't you know we're his only Yoons? He needs our love, not more shame. He knows what his wife made him do.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Then he should share with the rest of the class. As penance, I'll accept an album of embarrassing sex pictures. Probably also not very interesting, but I'll give him a shot at redemption.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

That's quite fair.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I was messaging a friend living north of Seoul with questions about it when I realized, it's 12:00 a.m. there and he is farging sleeping. This must be close to a nothingburger.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i thought you're in similar timezone

also, how far north of Seoul

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I am in flyover country in America, friend's timezone was 12 am at the time of my realization that the coup had flopped. He lives roughly 2 hours north of Seoul. I don't think he's a Nork hacker, he will happily repeat, "Kim Jong Un is an idiot".

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah but more like chicken coup

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

From now on when I try to do something stupid and fail spectacularly, I'll think "At least I'm not President Yoon."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"At least I'm not a Yoon." -fixed it, sorry. Can't stop myself, I love neologisms.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Too bad that situations where someone fails miserably but that's a good thing because what he was trying to do is terrible don't come up often enough for this phrase to catch on.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, doesn't it though? I can think of a few off the cuff ..Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain, what a Yoon.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Somebody: ...

Everybody: ?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

There are decades when nothing happens and there are weeks when decades happen.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

I legit want to hear what is was like waking up after sleeping through a decade's worth of history happening.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

don't forget the thousands of brave protesters. if it wasn't for them, those MPs would probably have been blocked effectively

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Wait, there’s bad guys?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

According to my SO, martial law was a success! Nearly everyone stayed indoors, either sleeping or gaming, and didn't leave until martial law was rescinded in the morning. Yoon got to push the martial law button, and nobody ended up getting killed.

So success all around! Let's celebrate over another round of LOL.