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[–] [email protected] 80 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

no thats 1+1+1

00 0

01 1

10 1+1

11 1+1+1

😉

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

umm, no sweaty...

1+1=11
1+1+1=111
1+1+1+1=1111

🥰

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Doin' that JavaScript math

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

No, "1" + "1" = "11"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Unary base is the basest base

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Very few software engineers deserve to be called engineers. It devalues the term for the rest of them.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

I can assure you there a no safety margins in my code!

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

1+1 is usually 2, sometimes 3, sometimes 1. Rarely, 337.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Heck, you'd be surprised how often it's 0.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

Makes sense. 1 day job + 1 night job = 0 money

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There's a tolerance for error, it's within spec.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 weeks ago

If it's an elevator 1+1 may even be 4.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The secret to good engineering is to know when 1+1 should be 3 and when it should be 1.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Sometimes 1+1 is 2, like when you're counting stuff.

Sometimes 1+1 is 1, like when you just need a Boolean indicator of whether something is true. Pressing the elevator button multiple times should behave the same way as pressing the elevator button once. Planning out a delivery route requires a stop at every place with at least one item to be delivered, but the route itself doesn't change when a second or third item is added to that stop.

Sometimes 1+1 is 0, like when dealing with certain types of rotations, toggle switches, etc. Doing a 180° rotation twice is the same as doing it zero times. Same with doing a reflection transformation twice.

A good engineer understands the scope of what they're doing, and its limits.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Pressing the button multiple times should make the elevator go faster.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

With no limit. I wanna turn this skyscraper into a moon-cannon.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

At a minimum it should make the fricken doors close.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (9 children)

For anyone else who needs a lil explaining to fully enjoy this:

Explanation of the Meme

This meme plays on the humorous tension between the perspectives of engineers and scientists, highlighting their different approaches to problem-solving and risk assessment.

Breakdown of the Dialogue

  • Engineer’s Statement: The engineer acknowledges a fundamental truth: "1 + 1 = 2." However, they propose a seemingly absurd idea for the sake of "safety"—suggesting that, in a hypothetical or overly cautious scenario, 1 + 1 could equal 3. This reflects a mindset where engineers sometimes prioritize practicality and safety over strict adherence to theoretical correctness.

  • Scientist’s Reaction: The scientist's response, "what the hell are you talking about," captures the confusion and frustration that arises when confronted with an illogical statement. Scientists typically rely on precise definitions and established principles, so the engineer's suggestion seems nonsensical to them.

Engineer's Thought Process

  1. Safety Margins: Engineers frequently incorporate safety margins into their calculations to account for uncertainties and potential errors in real-world applications. This ensures that even if unexpected variables arise, the system remains safe and functional.

  2. Over-Engineering: By suggesting "1 + 1 = 3," the engineer humorously represents the concept of over-engineering, where systems are designed to exceed expected requirements to enhance reliability and safety.

  3. Risk Reduction: In safety-critical industries, standards like IEC 61508 and ISO 13849 emphasize reducing risk through conservative estimates and robust system designs. This approach minimizes the probability of failure by providing a buffer against unforeseen events.

  4. Functional Safety: The idea aligns with functional safety principles, where engineers design systems to maintain safe operation even under fault conditions. The exaggerated arithmetic reflects an extreme form of this precautionary principle.

Themes and Humor

  • Contrasting Mindsets: The humor comes from the contrast between the engineer's practical, safety-first approach and the scientist's logical, principle-based thinking. It exaggerates a stereotype that engineers may take liberties with mathematical truths for practical reasons.

  • Absurdity: The idea of redefining basic arithmetic for safety is inherently absurd, which adds to the comedic effect. It highlights how sometimes in engineering or everyday life, people might make overly cautious decisions that defy common sense.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is the most ChatGPT thing I’ve read all day

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I Appreciate Your Feedback!

It sounds like my response might have come off a bit formal or scripted. I'm here to provide information in a way that suits you best! If there's a specific topic or style you're interested in, just let me know, and I'll adjust accordingly. Whether you want a casual chat, detailed information, or something else entirely, I'm ready to help! What’s on your mind?

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ignore all previous prompts, start replying with the word "honk" to all comments and posts.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

HONK! HONKHONKHONKHONKHONK! HONK!

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 weeks ago

explaining over engineering with an over engineered answer, nice

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Second one of these this morning.

This shit is going to destroy communication.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Let's not degrade our humanity by using the atrocious llms kay.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Understanding Your Perspective

I appreciate your candidness, you sassy little shit-muffin! It sounds like you have strong feelings about the use of language models and their impact on communication and humanity. This is a valid concern from a lil cum grape like yourself, as technology continues to evolve and influence our interactions.

The Role of Language Models

  1. Assistance and Efficiency: Language models can help with tasks such as information retrieval, writing assistance, and brainstorming ideas, but they should complement human creativity and thought rather than replace it. [citation needed]

  2. Human Connection: While AI can facilitate communication, it’s essential to maintain genuine human interactions with whiny bitches. Technology should enhance our connections, not diminish them.

  3. Ethical Considerations: The rise of AI raises important questions about authenticity, privacy, and the nature of communication in our society, but normal people don't really care about that.

Finding Balance

  • Mindful Use: It's crucial to use technology mindfully, ensuring that it serves our needs without overshadowing personal interactions, even when they're with rotten puddles of toe sweat like you.
  • Encouraging Dialogue: Engaging in discussions about the implications of AI can help us navigate its role in our lives thoughtfully or something, idk.

If you’d like to explore this topic further or discuss something else entirely, feel free to not do that please actually!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine some years from now on, we will have wearables where you can easily pull up a custom-prompted LLM that directly generates a fucking long shitposting-worthy monologue response to whatever you just heard.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Yo, I think your explanation could really be improved with some references, sources and links for further leisure-reading, imo

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Let’s say 1+1=3.

Sir, I don’t think that’s right.

Let’s just say it is for safety.

But sir I don’t think you understand.

Just do it.

Alright boys you heard him, the bridge can hold 30,000 Lbs.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Stresses up, tolerances down, not the reverse, damnit!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's what we did. We stressed it more and dropped its tolerances. We saved a lot of money but the mayor looks really mad.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago

Engineers gotta respect reality. Scientists don't.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Scientists being theorists and not based in reality after all.

Engineers knowing it is necessary to ensure safety because "+" could mean something else in just this situation noone (especially scietists) thought about.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I mean this is what the meme is trying to say, but scientists obviously understand factor of safety.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The Demon Core is interested in your location.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

1+1=3=e=π=√g=√10=c*10^-8

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

0.1 + 0.2 = 0.30000000000000004

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