this post was submitted on 25 Nov 2024
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From Ahjet Lin

The Burrowing Owl reaches speeds of up to 145 mph / 235 kmh and plows headfirst like this into the hillside to carve out its burrow. After that, it really needs a place to rest its head!

Gotcha! They just use old holes from badgers and such! ๐Ÿคฃ

They are quite aerodynamic though, aren't they?

I like the landing gear coming out here in these other photos.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

ICBO: Inter-Continental Ballistic Owl

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ooo, I'm jealous I didn't come up with that one! ๐Ÿ˜†

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I was torn between ICBO and Torpedowl but icbo won for me lol

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Captain: On my command, fire all torpedowls

First mate: Who?

Captain: Not yet, dammit!

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck me, that's funny

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

More words = more better

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The foot looks like landing gear being pulled back inside after takeoff

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

That was my thoughts also.

First I was wondering why there were 3 photos that looked the same until I saw those little footsies poking out. ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Look at that cute feathery bullet just shooting through the air with no care.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Most owls seem to clock in at a top speed of 30-40 mph / 48-64 kmh, which is decent to pretty good for a bird.

Trying to find speed data on birds, and especially owls is not as easy as I was expecting. Most birds have a regular cruising speed and then a "I'm out of here!" speed. Owls tend to do more gliding to conserve energy and to stay quiet and go slowly to look for food.

I couldn't find any data to back it up, but Great Horned Owl and Northern Hawk Owl seem to get the most credit for the fastest owls. I also so a few people list Snowies and Barn Owls as particularly fast owls. Most bird speeds I saw given sounded like estimations or just something repeated without citation, so I wouldn't take this as a concrete truth.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Obviously we need to hold an owl Olympics and test them in all forms of flying. From gliding to GTFO.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I've seen a few people manage to get cards to perform for shows. I've watched people at the rehabs try to get owls to cooperate as well.

If you're going to an owl Olympics, you're going to be there quite a while! ๐Ÿคฃ