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[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

Nah, that's the Chupacabra, the mythical Goat sucker.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well then show us a carbonara 😏

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Not a shit post but I did eat one when I was in Colombia. It was actually very tasty.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

is that a new guinea pig, paupa?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Don't know if you're unaware or not, but this is a capybara. They're the largest living rodents and chill as fuck ❤️

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (5 children)

It's a carbonara. Read the meme, friend.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

It's actually a Caipirinha. I think I remember drinking a freshly juiced one at a bar once.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're thinking of Chupacabra. Carbonara is a Spanish cryptid.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure chupacabra is that horse shaped indian one

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're thinking of Crocotta. Not to be confused with the deep-fried, breaded roll of mashed potato.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ok om very sure the Crocotta is an Australian spider cryptid

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't you mean Kumonga? Not to be confused with ...uh... dang, I'm running out of cryptids.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

dang, I'm running out of cryptids.

Happens to me near the end of every month. I really need to budget them better.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're thinking of Crypto. Cryptids are those one-eyed giants from Greek mythology.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

You're thinking of Cyclops. Cryptids are small sap-sucking insects.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Those are Aphids. You're thinking of the medical word for chronic indifference.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

You're thinking of apathy. Cryptids are Dungeons & Dragons aberrations with psionic powers that hail from the Astral plane.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Those are illithids, the Mind Flayers. You're thinking of Adam's first wife.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

That's Lilith. You're thinking of unlawful conduct or contraband.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's "illegal". You're thinking of handwriting that's not clear enough to be read.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's illegible. You're thinking of a bachelor that people want to marry.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's eligible. What you mean is when something is safe to eat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's edible. You're looking for the businessman and sometimes inventor who killed an elephant to slander Nikola Tesla.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's Edison (RIP Topsy). You're thinking of the guy that always followed Sherlock Holmes around.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's Dr Watson. You're thinking of the combat-style boots popular in punk culture

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Those are Doc Martens. You're thinking of the common name for polecats.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's a marmot and keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either...

You're thinking of a place where wares are hawked and exchanged for currency or other wares by merchants.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's a market. You're thinking of the common name of Dolichotinae, which also happen to be rodents of unusual size ... albeit not (semi)-aquatic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's a (Kate or Rooney) Mara. You're thinking of a long running distance.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's a Marathon. You're thinking of the substitute for butter.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's margarine. You're thinking of the mouthwash.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's Listerine. You're thinking of a public building full of books.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's a library. You're thinking of the singer who told Johnny to b good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's Chuck Berry. You're thinking of the pickled fruit of the Flinders rose.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Those are capers. You're thinking of the clothing Cory Doctorow wears on his back as he blogs from a high attitude balloon according to xkcd

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's a cape. You're thinking of the tenth astrological sign in the zodiac.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's Capricorn. You're talking about the Nu metal band behind such 90s classics as Freak On A Leash and A.D.I.D.A.S.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

That's KoЯn. You're thinking of aquatic birds also known as shags.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's a cormorant. You're thinking of the Italian word for love.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's amore. You're thinking of the spicy sauce for pasta made from garlic, tomatoes, and dried red chili peppers cooked in olive oil.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's arrabbiati. You're thinking of Jewish religious authority figures.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (35 children)

That's a rabbi. You're thinking of the wild relatives of bunnies.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

They’re called that because of their dance in which they almost kick you in the face, much like Brazilian street dance Carbonara.

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